Ladies, what’s your party trick?

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1. Stealing all the food and disappearing.

2. Making everyone feel included and heard.

3. Not showing up

4. Assuming “getting drunk and bored and leaving without saying goodbye” doesn’t qualify, I have had people gather around me to watch me sneeze with my eyes open.

5. Queefing on command

6. My really loud whistle with fingers in my mouth. People are always surprised when I do it because apparently “ladies who whistle are rare” and then I proceed to blow out their ear drums. Works every time 😂.

7. Seem cute until I open my mouth

8. La Croix in a koozie, so no one knows I’m not drinking.

9. I can twist paper napkins into cute little ballerinas.

10. Reciting the alphabet backwards to the tune of the ABC song while signing.

11. Circus music and chicken noises.

12. I can tear a phone book in half. It’s really not hard if you know how to get it started!!

13. I can moonwalk!

14. I can juggle 4 lemons

15. Leaving to go to the restroom and then disappearing.

16. I can do a helluva cartman impersonation. My friends always ask me to talk like him at parties. We all laugh together!!

17. I can do handstands and walk around while in handstand, turn in circles etc. I’m old and tall and do not look like a gymnast at all, so people are always surprised that I can do it and with excellent form to boot!

18. I can put my legs behind my head like a circus freak

19. I can sing the first 50 or so elements of the periodic table in order. I memorized most of that song in high school chemistry class and it has stuck in my brain all these years.

20. I have a split tongue, I can make the tips clap and I can grab small things with it. Definitely gets attention from other sapphics haha.

21. Just be friendly and chill. Never had to use tricks, not my thing.

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23. I went to college for opera. I don’t sing opera anymore but occasionally will break out a few measures as a party trick

24. Pet the dog in the kitchen

25. I can make my boobs dance.

26. Due to playing the digeridoo I can circular breathe, meaning I can blow bubbles out of a straw while inhaling at the same time. Anyone who plays a horn can do that but people are always impressed when I do it, so I guess I happen to live in a community with no horn-players.

27. Outdoing a man/boy who thinks I’m easy prey for his sob story. It didn’t start deliberately (I wasn’t trying to be annoying) but I’d had a bad day and this creep decided to tell me about his bad day. Ever since then I’ve been able to win out on a “my day was bad” contest!

28. I bring out my juggling skills at parties lol

29. See me disappear when the good food is gone

30. Making everyone uncomfortable cause im not drinking. Apparently this is a huge issue

31. I can tie a knot in a cherry stem with just my mouth 😁