Do you also get kinda horny when you have to shit..? or do I just have an enlarged prostate?

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2. Yes sometimes. Its called “poop boner” lol

3. Horny now and I’m not shitting. Lol

4. I wouldn’t say horny, per se, but when I was younger, I used to hold off a bit on going. It felt oddly pleasant but not in a sexual way.

5. Sometimes it’s just gas.

6. Kinda sus bro

7. I used to take a lot of iron supplements to get myself nice and constipated. Then when I was ready I would push my solidified log out and suck it back in and continue until I finished myself off.

8. Jesusfuckingchrist. It has nothing to do with the prostate.

   You’re just a shit fetishist.

9. Yup. Not fully but it’s that little bit of pleasure.

10. what…

    the…

    fuck….

11. It’s not because it’s enlarged. The prostate is active during male orgasms, even if they’re only penile and not anal.

12. If I’m horny and have a crap on deck that can choke a donkey, I ask my neighbor’s trashy daughter to come over with her strap-on so I can get my shit pushed in.