What are some odd things you do around the house because no one is looking?

8 comments

1. Dance

2. I’m generally more expressive when I’m alone. I’ll get more excited about whatever movie or game I’m watching/playing, rock back and forth, make faces, maybe even pace around.

3. Run around the house on all fours and make goblin noises

4. Sometimes I pee in the bathroom sink.

5. One thing I’m bad about since I started living alone again a couple years ago is getting undressed in random places and having laundry piles near the front door or in the bathroom until I walk around Saturday mornings gathering it all up to do laundry.

6. Talk to myself

7. I do a lot of weird stuff, during summer i keep a pair of underwear in the fridge over night (They are clean AND in a ziplock bag before anyone gets grossed out), I sometimes just step into my garden and stare at the grass or shed, not doing anything in particular just like seeing MY garden and MY shed, I rush up the stairs on all fours sometimes, im 31 and have no idea why I do any of this stuff.

8. Wear a cock ring to stay nice and hard lol