What’s your favorite cheesy pickup lines 🤣🤣 has it worked?

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1. Not a pickup line but you aks if you can show them a trick-you then position yourself on their left side shoulder to shoulder,ask them if they know how to count shoulders,after they proceed to count them The normal way use your RIGHT hand to touch your left shoulder then your right shoulder then touch their left shoulder and then their right(count while touching each shoulder) and boom,you have your hand on their shoulders.

2. My cock has been acting funny… Could you go down and find out if tastes funny too?

   Only works 2% of the time.

3. You’re a 9 and I’m the one you need

4. *snap fingers*

   Hey baby

5. “Nice earrings… they’d look better next to your knees”

   It worked, in the sense that the woman I used it on invited me into her car and took me someplace private. It didn’t work in the sense that she was a police officer and “someplace private” was a jail cell

6. Lettin’ people down is my thing, baby

7. Threw a generic sugar packet (actually labeled “sugar”) in front of her. She looked at me weird, u went to pick it up, said “excuse me, you dropped your name tag”.

   The point is to get a laugh so if you’re ok with being silly, you’re in.

8. “If I told you that you have a nice body…would you hold it against me?”

   Usually gets a smile.

9. If you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple and if you were a vegetable; I’d visit you in hospital everyday.

   No, I’m not dumb enough to actually use this. I told my 2 female friends it but wasn’t to hit on them. More of to make them laugh with a joke because I found it funny. One said that would never work on them which is fair but the other then said “That actually would”

   Women aren’t monoliths. I’m sure some like cheesy pick up lines but I find all pick up lines cringe when people use them to actually start conversation with women. So no, I’ll never actually use it.

10. Me: You dropped something.

    Her: Oh?

    Me: your standards. Hi, I’m CoffeeKing75

    Never really worked beyond getting a few chuckles.

11. “I’ll ride in the back of your hansom anytime.”Worked like a charm.

    (He was a carriage driver in Chicago.)

12. “If you were a skittle, you’d be a red one.”

    “Why is that?”

    “I like the red ones.”

13. Playing in a softball league, I hit the ball and it took a weird hop and hit a girl in the gut, hard. She was laughing and saying it wasn’t my fault but she sat out the rest of the game. I felt pretty bad.

    After the game I walked up and said “how’s your uterus?” and everyone within earshot was horrified and she was laughing so hard she snorted beer out her nose. We dated for the summer.

14. You want a night of the best, mind-blowing, toe curling, awe-inspiring, life changing sex, you’ve ever had?

    No?

    Then baby, you found the right man

    It worked. I got to bang my wife that night. It was the night of our wedding, but I personally think it was my delivery that sealed the deal.