What’s the most artery clogging food you’ve ever seen or eaten?

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1. Seen: Some “burger” monstrosity that was multiple layers of cheese, beef patties, and bacon. When I say multiple I’m talking double digits.

   Eaten: A two patty bacon cheese burger with ketchup, mustard, mayo, and pickles from Five Guys.

2. I had a deep fried, bacon wrapped Twinkie at the fair once. That think was a couple days worth of calories, fat, and salt. Tasted awesome though.

   But I would go with any deep fried fair food… deep fried Twinkies, Oreo’s or Butter, or a Monte Cristo Sandwich.

3. That double decker or whatever from KFC that was a sandwich with two chicken breasts as buns

4. Loco moco from the pancake house in wahiawa

5. Last week I made a ham egg and cheese breakfast sandwich with French toast as the bread. Except the French toast was made from two halves of a glazed donut.

6. [Turkey Tails](https://news.umich.edu/a-tale-of-turkey-tail-the-part-of-the-bird-best-left-uneaten/)

7. Paula Deen’s fried butter.

8. Probably either the Pizookie from BJ’s, some carne asada fries, or pork knuckle.

9. I was just at the county fair. Pretty sure my cholesterol went up just by walking through.

   Deep fried s’mores and bacon wrapped turkey legs stand out though.

10. I once had a Dam Dog at a small store by Buford Dam in Georgia, which was was a bacon-wrapped, deep fried hot dog smothered with cheese sauce, onions, jalapeños

11. The Chili’s Awesome Blossom / Outback Bloomin’ Onion isn’t perhaps the absolute worst thing you can put in your body, but it deserves special mention for the accomplishment of packing about 2000 calories onto an ***onion***. That’s 70 calories of onion, and 2930 calories of Awesome Bloomin’ness. Also it must have about a week’s worth of sodium in that bad boy.

    I know it’s meant for sharing, but I used to work at a Chili’s years ago, and I can tell you, we had more than one customer who would come in alone and eat one of those motherfuckers for a meal. One lady did it every Friday after work, like her little ritual to kick off the weekend. One of the more depressing things I’ve ever witnessed, and I’ve seen some shit. Oh, and her drink order was always Diet Coke, naturally.

12. [Heart Attack Grill in Las Vegas](http://www.heartattackgrill.com). Never eaten there, nor do I want to.

13. Deep-fried twinkie

14. Back when Steak ‘n Shake was open 24hrs. They had a secret menu item that was only available from like 2a-6a. A 7 patty steakburger w/ loads of cheese and of course I added bacon to it as well.

    Even at 17/18yo, I felt not so great after consuming it, can’t imagine now at 27yo.

    But, man was it delicious I must say.

15. Nachos without a hint of green on them…just loads of meat and cheese and sour cream…and instead of chips it used pizza rolls.

16. Carnival food. Fried butter etc.

17. If you actually look at the calorie and fat content, standard movie theater popcorn is up there.

18. This may fall under diabetes inducing but chocolate chip cannoli funnel cake at Wildwood. Shit was like $10 but man was it an amazing 3k calories

19. Simply a donut.

20. I’ve heard of a sacred place of called THE HEARTATTACK GRILL!

21. [The coronary bypass burger from The Vortex in Atlanta](https://www.narcity.com/media-library/image.jpg?id=25936217&width=1200&height=600&coordinates=0%2C0%2C0%2C0)

    >We use 4 griddled patty melts as the top, bottom and (2) middle buns of our Super-Stack. Total ingredients include 8 slices of Texas toast, four 4-ounce griddled sirloin patties, two 8-ounce flame-grilled sirloin patties, 28 slices of American cheese, 4 fried eggs, 27 strips of bacon, grilled onions, diner relish and mayonnaise. Served with 20-ounces of fries & tots topped with Cheesy-Cheese Goo and bacon bits.
    – Estimated Calories with side: 9,606

22. I ate a hamburger that had both a regular slice of cheese and a piece of fried cheese on it (in addition to the typical toppings). But I also ate part of a fried mac and cheese appetizer before I even got the burger. Then I ate a piece of cheese-on-a-stick the next day.

    I was at Cedar Point.

23. One time me and the bartender were fucking around with their fryer and fried some Twinkies… without any batter. Those things sucked up the grease like a sponge. Still had a bite, though.

24. Pasta Alfredo from a local pizza place, the amount of oil floating on top yikes! Tasted great but never again

25. Deep fried butter. Not sure I can really take it much further than that.

26. That I’ve eaten: Bacon cheeseburger with 2 grilled cheese sandwiches as the buns, and deep fried Oreos for dessert.

    That I’ve seen: deep fried butter.

27. All the deep fried shit at the summer carnivals.

28. Probably the Double-Down?

29. Normal food, I’d say fettuccini Alfredo. It’s pure butter and cream

30. Fake meat burgers and all the shit processed oils and poison used to make them.

31. To be honest, it’s donuts. Every now and then I …. get moved by the spirit and I order a dozen donuts and eat them all over the course of a weekend (or less). I am not much of a red meat/burger/bacon person but gosh I love baked goods.

32. Monte Cristo sandwich. With raspberry jam. And fries. Extra powdered sugar.

33. I once had a quad cheeseburger that was served as a double decker on 3 glazed donuts.

    American fair food is wild

34. The double bypass burger at a small burger place in St Mary’s GA.

    I have a pic somewhere of it and it was glorious. 2 half pound beef pattys with pulled pork and cheese with slices of bacon on 3 pieces of Texas toast.

35. Deep fried oreos. No regret.