What would you name your boat if you had one?

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1. Titanic

2. Sail La Vie

3. The Office

4. Boaty McBoatface.

5. The Alabatross, in honor of my favorite poem and my introduction to the subgenre of ocean horror.

6. Naglfar would be a pretty metal name (named after the ship of the dead from Norse mythology).

7. The Mr. Beaumont

8. KnotferSail

9. Seshat, after the Egyptian goddess

10. For some bizarre reason, I do own a boat. It’s named after our dog.

11. Drunken Mistake.

    I am so not a boat person. I imagine stumbling out hung over to find a random boat in my yard. Let’s just repaint this and pretend I didn’t steal some poor souls boat.

12. The silver dollar

13. Slippery When Wet

14. [removed]

15. Wet dreams

16. The Big Blue Wet Thing

17. Prince Sidon