What is the way to your heart?

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1. I’m at a point in my life where I no longer think I have one nor a route to it.

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3. I had a stent put in so I know they can get there from an artery in your leg

4. There is No way to my heart, I have spent 30 years blocking every possible path, and building an impenetrable ball around it, and even if someone did get past it they would find that it has become as cold and empty as I am.

5. being considerate and caring

6. Patience, good food, and good sex.

7. Make me believe you trust me
   Make me believe I can trust you

8. Honesty and respect.

9. full stomach, empty balls.

10. Long incision and sawing of my sternum will give you a clear line of sight when you put that retractor in there.

11. Food

12. Generally, women go through the stomach, then turn the knife upward through the solar plexus before reaching the heart. Otherwise they have to breach the rib cage.

13. Boobs

14. Compliance, kindness and cooperation