What the title says. Now or in the past, with your current significant other or a past S.O., what *don’t* you tell them?

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  1. The fact that I had to take viagra to have sex with my ex. I did it because I didn’t want her but felt it was my responsibility

  2. I am writing a book that I am mostly finished with. My wife has been helping me with it from day one with brainstorming, writing, refining, editing, etc. The book literally would not exist without her help… so the book is going to start with a thank-you to her. She knows about this. However, she does not know the extent to which I am dedicating the book and anything I make from it to her and our family.

    Really looking forward to the look on her face when I publish it and she sees it for the first time 😀

    EDIT: To everyone wanting a message/follow/comment, please feel free to do so. I always welcome people interested to read my work. Thank you so much!

  3. My wife wants me to sleep around and tell her about it.

    I don’t actually sleep around. I just go work out. I learned how to do fantasy talk expertly and just bullshit a story.

    I think she has started to catch on but enjoys it anyways.

    She always does a great job with my fantasies, I just wanted to let her have hers’ too. I just haven’t slept with anyone else so I didn’t really want to.

    But now she wants to watch… Not sure how I can fake that

  5. That I constantly hold back during sex with them. I’ve tried to tell partners over the years about the things I like. I haven’t found a woman who’s willing to experiment. So super vanilla it is.

  6. Mainly, it is just my secret stash of snacks.

    That woman will devour all of it, if you give her the chance.

    I usually try to sneak a bite when she is in the shower or when I’m pretending to be working on the car.

  7. Don’t know if that counts as a secret but I feel like I don’t tell her enough how beautiful she is nor how much I love her 🤔

  9. My wife always wants to know what my deep sexual fantasies are. I don’t have any. Everything I’ve wanted to try we’ve tried and do on a fairly regular basis. I’m a fairly vanilla kinda guy. Most of the time I just want regular sex that’s not tied into some deep story or some kind role playing scenario

  10. Probably my various sexual fantasies and fetishes, just out of fear of being judged.

  11. That I love her way more than So much. I love her SO SO much.

    Also, I know she stalks my Reddit account.

    Love you ya creep 😉

  12. I hide chocolates and snacks in general. Kinder Buenos, twix, kitkats. If I don’t they disappear in a matter of days

  13. Surprise plans/gifts that I know she would be happier about as a surprise vs me telling her A-Z ahead of time

  15. “I’m sorry sweetie, but you are just a figment of my imagination…”

  16. She’s trying to avoid a particular junk food that we both love, so I buy it and hide it in my home office and eat it there.

  17. That I have *much* more in my savings accounts than she believes. It’s a surprise that I’m saving for when we finally find the home we want to buy. She won’t know until she sees the finalized paperwork showing the total of the mortgage.

    She’s gonna be floored.

  18. Her underaged (17) sister tried to sleep with me while she was drunk or stoned. Nothing happened, i forced her to go to sleep. But i still rather keep that from my gf.

  19. I don’t tell my girlfriend about my wife and kids. That could be a deal!-breaker for her.

  21. I may have seemed calm and well composed when she told me, with our toddler present, that she wanted to kill herself, but I was fucking screaming.

    Hopefully things are going better now. But this memory will haunt me forever.

  23. Sometimes when I buy snacks and divide them up for us I take a couple extra for “myself” but the thing is they are not really for me. They are for her later on when she’s finished all her snacks. I will them share “some of mine” with her (really for her from the beginning) and reap all the rewards of sharing as if iv given her my own.

  24. I’m actually super insecure at times, but all of my past sos and my current one think I’m very confident. A couple have mentioned that was the first thing they noticed. One girl actually said she was jealous of how confident I seemed.

    I guess I’m doing a good job putting on a show, but not always easy

  26. Things that I’ve done in my past that I’m not proud of doing. Also just some of the very dark thoughts I have at times as well.

  28. So the secret I have is that she makes me miserable, I’m in a relationship where I’m doing the cooking, cleaning, figuring everything out and she has nothing to show for it, I’m currently looking to leave 🤷

  31. Kinda nothing. I told her I want to tongue her butthole ans she said yes. Now I gotta figure out anal sex.

  32. I hid a heroin addiction from many women for many years. I tell my wife everything

  33. Sometimes I go to the hardware store to just relax. When my wife asks what I am up to there, it is either project planning or a parts run.

    Not like I’m shagging the secretary at work.

  34. If I run over any of her plants with the lawnmower or trim to close, I hide the evidence and blame it on deer or rabbits. I never discover them either, she has to.

  37. How much I actually love her. It’s more of an infatuation, been going on for almost 18 years. And no, she doesn’t even know what Reddit is, let alone my username.

  38. I absolutely hate her cooking. But i smile. And i swallow. And i die a bit inside. Why? Because i know if i tell her. It will do nothing but break her heart and her confidence. And i really just dont have the heart.

  39. There’s plenty of stuff I’m taking to the grave and I’m not telling you guys either!

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