What are your Instant Regret moments with your SO?

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1. An ex.

   He asked me to come sit in his lap. The chair he was sitting in was built for a maximum weight of 100 kg. He weighed 105 kg, I weighed 80 kg at the time. Then I came and sat in his lap and the chair broke, we fell onto the floor. I got a concussion and he broke his wrist trying to dampen the fall.

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3. I was once on a medication that was making me piss myself sometimes, but definitely after orgasming. Every time we wanted to have sex, the risk of “will I make it to the bathroom in time” seemed worth it. Every time we finished, I regretted it as I teared up on sitting on a towel on the floor as he reassured me that it was okay, that I had no reason to be embarrassed.

   I got off that medication.

   ETA: Ironically, before this medication and its side effects, my nickname in friend groups was Piss Pants Last-Name-That-Starts-With-P. Right before an internship interview, a can of coke had fizzed only into my crotch to the point where it really looked like I’d had an accident, and I had the brilliant idea to soak more of my pants so that it was obvious what happened. I stand by that decision to this day because I got the internship position.

4. forgetting im a gun person and i cought him cheating on me so i take my gun out of my purse and chase him out of my house and the girl could of made them go outside naked but i am a bigger person and i almost forgot i got his car and house and his money just realizing i could had made them have sex in the snow that would have been funny

5. Honestly any discussion I’ve had with him. They’ve all been a waste of time.