So I’m 40, 6’1, and trim and muscular.

I was talking a girl at work around 22. She’s cute but I haven’t really thought much about her like that. She’s not really my type. The Convo was mundane stuff, nothing flirty, she like preens her hair when I talk to her, I’m pretty sure her pupils dilate. Anyways we’re talking about watching movies during down time at work on our phones. And I’m like yeah and I check Facebook a lot too. She’s like you need to get Instagram. She said it several times, cuz I was like oh I’m not really on Instagram. She repeatedly told me to get Instagram. (I’m 40 years old and anyways don’t have a glitzy life to show off on Instagram.)

Is this a zoomers way of hitting on me?

I’ve noticed this with other Zoomer girls around the office too, if I say something like I find Facebook annoying. They’ll immediately begin referencing their Instagram accounts..is this some kinda Zoomer code for I like you?

4 comments
  1. Nah man it’s just small talk. She doesn’t like you lay off the trt

  2. 1) Probably not??? Facebook is pretty… crusty now, insta is how you follow your friends, chat and such – it’s just generally more convenient to use. TBH it just sounds like small talk.

    2) Dude you are 40! they’re 22! what are you, their boss? do better! ew

  3. She don’t like you you’re old enough to be her father she’s just talking to you

  4. They’re trying to help you/give advice to stay relevant.
    Nothing more.

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