I’ve squirted a little before, but nothing worth writing home about.
Last night my boyfriend was going down on me. He had been edging me for around 30 minutes. Then, he had 2 fingers rubbing my g spot, a hand pushing down on my pelvis and licking me out. Out of no where, I came so hard I basically drowned him. He looked like he’d just got out the shower.
I’m absolutely mortified, he claimed he “quite” liked it, but ran off to the bathroom to wash his face quickly.
I’m so embarrassed.

What I want to know is, is this a normal reaction to being squirted in the face? Could it be because he was shocked?

25 comments
  1. I’ve had it done to me once and I’d have to say yes, he was just shocked and that was his kind of instinctive reaction, but I bet he was smiling at himself in the mirror, it’s pretty exciting when that happens, a real ego lifter

  2. Yeah, it’s embarrassing, but most likely he’d buy tickets to be in the splash zone again. Lean into it.

  3. Yup, he’s dam lucky and he’s definitely going to try and workshop how he did that again.

  4. My wife squirts. One day we were on the couch and I was eating her out and she squirter and I wasn’t expecting it and I got a bu ch of it right in my mouth. Well I spit it all out on the couch and the floor. I didn’t mean to it’s just sometimes when it happens and you aren’t ready you just react. Don’t over think it to much.

  5. He is definitely delighted with that as a result. You should have a t-shirt printed. “My gf soaked my face when I made her squirt and all I got was this stupid t-shirt” kind of thing 👍

  6. The way I feel about it my partner knows they are in the splash zone and working hard to be splashed. What happens happens.

  7. >What I want to know is, is this a normal reaction to being squirted in the face?

    When I play basketball for a long time, I wipe my forehead and face to make sure that I am still able to play the game because I love using my ability to see.

  8. My wife squirts and has done so in my face many times. I have loved every second of it.

  9. Don’t worry about it duck, he probably rather likes it down there like an all you can eat buffet

  10. If you think this is bad, in my younger days I was giving someone a handjob and panicked and aimed his penis away from me to avoid the spurt…idiotically pointing it directly into his own face. I still 🤦🏻‍♀️ whenever I remember it!

    As for you squirting in his face, some guys might not like it but in general they seem to react positively. You just gotta be able to trust your partner when they tell you whether something is a “yuck” or “yum” for them.

  11. Probably just a new thing for him, but I bet he’s on cloud 9 feeling really good about it. First time I splashed hubs he was ecstatic about it. Now he loves it if I aim for his face when I’m about to. Mouth open and all!

  12. You have nothing to be embarrassed about.

    Believe him when he said he liked it. He probably just washed up so he didnt get it on anything else.

    Congrats!

  13. If you’ve never squirted before, it probably took him by surprise.
    And guess what? Now that he knows you can squirt like that, he will never stop trying to get you to do it again :). Have fun!

  14. Mess with the bull, get the horns. If you’re up in that pussy and frittering around on that g-spot you can’t be upset if she blasts your grill down like a coin operated car wash. He said he liked it so believe him. I mean there are plenty of people who love getting facials and they love it while it’s fresh but go wash it off pretty quick. Same thing.

  15. >he claimed he “quite” liked it

    Great. What’s the problem?

    >ran off to the bathroom to wash his face

    Of course he did. What’s he supposed to do?

  16. I used fingers and mouth at the same time (which she really likes) but how do I press on her pelvis with my other hand? Am I pressing right above the vagina?

  17. It’s funny how such a vulnerability is literally a huge turn on to the other party. He probably liked it, but didn’t want to stay wet. Like enjoying a ride at a water park, but quickly drying yourself off afterwards.

    I enjoy squirting way more from oral than I do sex personally. It’s like instant feedback or a job well done. Also, squirting is somewhat rare so finding a partner that does squirt is cool to experience it.

  18. Ya’ll are adorable when you worry about things your BFs will just brag about their entire life.

    There’s a literal 0% chance he disliked that haha

  19. My girlfriend squirts hard all over the place. Has squirted while I suck on her clit and pussy or if I’m fucking her deep. My response? Good job baby.

  20. I’ve been married over a decade and when any of us gets fluids on ourselves we typically clean it up as quickly as is practical… not because what happened isn’t sexy… but because cleaning everything we touch afterwards is a hassle.

    This exact scenario has happened to me and I use a towel or clean up pretty quickly after because I don’t want to have to think about how I’m dripping everywhere and keep track of where it lands.

  21. Damn that is hot! As a guy, who is super turned on by both squirting and eating pussy, that would be the hottest experience of my life if that happened to me and I’m jealous of him lol! Just because he went to wash off after doesn’t necessarily mean that he didn’t enjoy it. It was probably just a combination of it being so unexpected and also the amount that it was (neither of which are a bad thing at all). I think that reaction would be totally normal for some guys. If he didn’t enjoy it he probably wouldn’t have said that he quite liked it. He would have probably said something more along the lines of “it’s ok”. Either way, you definitely shouldn’t feel embarrassed at all! I know I would be thrilled to be with a girl that could squirt (as would most guys), especially the way you described you did. You were just enjoying yourself and that was a normal reaction of your body receiving that much pleasure.

  22. I never comment on these, but all I can think is it wouldn’t be any different than if he nutted on your face. Fun at the time, but let’s go clean up.

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