Your name is now Obie Trice (real name, no gimmicks). What do you do?

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1. Get a name change

2. I stomp Moby.

3. Turn that motherfuvking song UUUUUP.

4. Update all my licenses etc.. Inform clients and friends.. Get a new passport.. etc..

5. I move to Detroit city. I’d probably be welcomed there.

6. I wouldn’t be the one that settles em down, I’d be the one that’d bounce em around, camcord the sex and sell it around town, how that sound?

7. I’ll just be over here hopin’ that she got some teeth. Uh huh.

8. Straight to the court house to change my name

9. I’ll grab my cubs of beer
   And put ’em up, let’s cheer
   And toast to all my sodiers who ain’t here

10. Create custom made t-shirt designs with my name, write some motivational quotes and add my name to the design.

11. Two trailer park girls come round the outside!

12. Am I friends with Obie Dos and Obie wan?

13. Join the army and become a general

14. Call up Denise from the cleaners

15. Hello, my name is Obie Trice.

16. Deed poll to change it back.

17. Tippy Toe.