Men who pee through the toilet seat instead lifting it up first, why?

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1. Lazy. That’s it

2. Establishing my territory and ownership

3. Because I’m lazy, have good aim and live alone.

4. Because I can piss into the hole in the seat

5. Cause it’s my house and I do what I want.

6. I take pride in my accuracy

7. Learned it from your mum.

8. For the added challenge

9. It’s an acquired skill…😁😁😁😁

10. Because I am no mere man. I am the American Penis Sniper, Piss Kyle.

11. Why do you want me to touch the toilet seat then touch my dick? I can piss thru the hole. If I miss, I can wipe it clean the wash my hands

12. Either put up with it or learn to put the seat down yourself.

13. Because I sit on the seat.

14. Because I like challenges, sometimes it gets very hard… Aiming though lol

15. How many of you dudes can’t piss through the enormous hole of a toilet seat?

    Steady, fellas.

16. Because it’s more convenient to sit on the seat than on the bare china..
    PS mostly I clean the bathrooms..

17. Men who are lazy, why are you lazy?

18. I can’t be bothered lifting it, so why would I?

19. I’m keeping my marksmanship up for as long as I can 😂 I will eventually get to an age where this will be an impossibility. #cherisheverypiss

20. Makes it easier to do things on my phone, and also, no wee splattering about, possibly getting on my clothes and legs. Especially in summer when wearing shorts that idea is just disgusting.

21. It’s my toilet, I’ll do whatever I want.

22. They think that their tiny dick size makes them more accurate.

23. Maybe they have a partner that wants the seat down and this is the compromise.

24. As a true Gigachad i sit on the toilet

25. Because I’m sitting down. I got nothing to prove in that room.

26. Lifted or not, if it splatters I will have to clean anyway!
    Do other men lift it with the idea that if they splatter they can just lower the seat back down and forget about it? I hope not.