How would you introduce yourself to a woman on text?

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1. Hey babe

2. Hello, I’m (insert your name here). How are you?

3. Since she can’t see me tip my fedora, I tell her explicitly that I am doing so — or would be, if I were endowed with the serendipity to encounter such a lady as she.

4. Hello female 🤓

5. “good [time of day] Ma’am, I understand that you are looking for a man of my caliber. would you like to chat for a little and see if I am what you want?”

6. I have 14 karma on Reddit (she instantly bends over)

7. The first thing I will text her is hi or hello, then I will introduce myself and when she responds we will exchange text messages.

8. Bold of you to assume I text women.

9. Like on a dating app? I usually say something witty related to something on her profile. Or maybe a playful dare, fun question, etc. Something to get the conversation going.

10. *”How would you introduce yourself to a woman on text?”*

    “Hello human bio-organism, it is I the human male from 2023.”

11. Once I introduced myself as a fictional fairy-tale character, and a woman unexpectedly supported my idea. It was a good start for a relationship.