What would be your first move if your worst enemy teleported you to Kim Jon Un’s bedroom in North Korea?

11 comments

1. Sudden urge to be a staunch communist

2. Whistling USSR anthem.

3. Challenge him to video games, he’s an avid gamer.

4. “Frequently Asked”

5. How the hell is this a “frequently asked” question?

   Anyways, I’d sit perfectly still and do nothing, I’m gonna get killed anyway. Why waste the effort?

6. I would take one for the world and use the opportunity to kill him, knowing it would be my last act.

7. Honeydick him

8. Bond burger his sister

9. Alexa play Katy Perry

10. I’d start eating Doritos

11. Shoot him.