What’s one of the most disturbing or cringe thing you’ve read on a woman’s online dating bio

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1. “Looking for submissives with good credit…”

2. “Make me laugh”

3. (completely empty)

   Happens way too often. How am I supposed to consider them if I have nothing to go on?

4. Years ago on Plenty of Fish this woman wrote in her profile that she wanted men to send her their social security number so that she can run a background check before they chat

5. “I have cheecha, MEAT”

   just say you’re curvy, we get it

6. “Looking to date and get to know black guys”. Isn’t that the plot to get out?

7. I’m a “bad bitch”. Like what am I supposed to do with that information.

8. “If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best.”

   Look, I don’t want to have handle anything when I come home. I want peace.

   Edit: peace & love. Comfort you when you have a bad day. Not coming home and hear you nagging about small unnecessary things.

9. Besides from the usual obvious stubbornness “I am who I am and if you don’t like it fuck off” kinda bios – not really any that were exceptionally alarming.

   One thing I have seen a lot of which I find concerning is woman using their kids in their pictures, interestingly last time I was on dating apps I’d been speaking to this woman for a while, she mentioned that she’d seen a dude with his kids in his profile and thought it was a big red flag. She was shocked when I told her about 60-75% of the woman I’ve seen have the same, she didn’t believe me so I even showed her.

10. 666 rule… 6 feet tall, 6+ inch dick, 6 figure salary…. She sounded fun 🤣

11. “I don’t get on here often, message me on insta”

12. No money, no honey

13. “Buy me things and entertain me”

14. “If you’re feeling generous: [her venmo username]”

15. *insert ig username*

16. “entertain me”
    “I don’t message first”
    “Hmu on Instagram I’m not active here”

17. I don’t know if I would consider it “disturbing” but one that is etched in my mind is a woman who wrote “I’m 8 and a half months pregnant. It’s a boy!”

18. “Sick of the players, fuck boys and one night stands. Looking for a nice guy to treat me like a queen”

19. “Yes I am pregnant, yes the father is out of the picture” or something along those lines. Oh boy sign me up! /s

20. I only date single men I have three kids, minimum make over 100k. Stay at home mom

    hahahahah

21. bait and switch, profile looked good but the more I talked to her the worse it got, when I talked to her I could hear a few kids in the background, she then tells me that not only does she have kids but their baby daddy is in prison but she can date as long as she dumps me before he gets out.

    she was confused why I wouldn’t want that kind of deal, I’m just a temp guy till dad gets out and then I’m thrown away? no lady, that’s not a good deal at all.

    she said it’s fine we can have sex and all you need to do is help with their kids and exit a month before he gets out.

    sex is not the only thing I want lady

22. “Let me be your next big mistake. I’m definitely NOT the one, but I promise you’ll still be thinking about me long after!”

    Oh, you mean I’ll be suffering from PTSD after the trauma you put me through?

    Lovely.

23. Saw this on Tinder last month:

    “So who wants to be a daddy next Fathers Day?”

24. “I’m an Ethically Poly Queen”

    “My friends say I’m fun”

    “Looking for a real man”

    “Feed me”

25. In the “I’m weirdly attracted to” prompt on hinge she wrote “Dogs”.

    I dropped the phone because I was laughing so hard.

26. Always run into this

    Bio: Ask me

    Interest: Ask me

    Location: Ask me

    Also, any profile that says “Boss Mom” usually means they’re in an MLM of some kind. Found that out the hard way one too many times.