What does your typical search history say about you?

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1. That I like traveling, have existential thoughts, interested by history and a whole obsession for the human brain (neurology).

2. That I’m on an FBI watch list.

3. 1. i click a lot of links on Wikipedia
   2. I am *heavily* into academia
   3. I window shop for “luxury” purses and “things rich people might buy” (i be giggling cus there’s no way I’d buy those things even if I had the coins)

4. She would rescue every single dog if she could.

5. That I don’t know how to properly spell a whole lot of words.

6. I am forgetful (I search the same things multiple times)

7. That i regularly get stuck on puzzles playing video games

8. It says I have a chronic illness that I’m trying to manage.

9. I’m lonely, horny, don’t know the etymology of words and want to buy entirely useless trinkets.

10. That I’m extremely insecure and paranoid about my relationship

11. That I’m interested in the romantic love legends of Italy, and other tragic love legends. That I want to get away from tech and live far away from it all in the Hebrides with the ponies, that I’m a thalassophile (lover of the sea) that I’m looking up poetic names for the god pan and that I love the Celts. That I interpret my dreams.

12. That I like video games

13. That my job has sites blocked that I need to do my damn job so I am forced to use my personal computer

14. I am concerned about my health

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16. I have hypochondria and ocd 🙃

17. idk shit about programming and stack overflow is my best friend even tho ppl on there can be rude af on there

18. It says I either don’t search anything up or I delete what I searched up after I search it

19. That I’m trying to understand and heal from a lifetime that was a series of unfortunate events

20. A baddie slay Queen who likes alternative and j-pop music who likes scrolling trough Reddit and likes racoons

21. That i’m way too interested in medical stuff: vitamins, mechanisms of action for certain medications, human psychology, etc

22. I’m insecure af and don’t know how to spell.

23. 1. I’m in the medical field.
    2. I like kbeauty and sunscreen info
    3. I like cats
    4. I like fantasy/sci-fi books.
    5. I like art museums in nyc and intend to visit many exhibitions this summer.

24. I’m simultaneously the worst and best girlfriend at the same time. I also have multiple serious health conditions I’ve never heard of.

25. Words. I look up a lot of words. Or sayings. A close second would be the diy stuff. I love fixing my own stuff and learning how to do it!

26. That I hyperfixate a lot

27. This woman plays a lot of Jurassic world evolution

28. I read a lot but don’t know the definitions of a lot of words that I honestly should probably know.

29. That I want to move to Ireland 🇮🇪

30. That I’ve been searching the same thing over and over for years trying to change my mind and convince myself – regarding about leaving my marriage or not.

31. That I’m a fucking nerd lol