Men of Reddit, If a group of bandit elephants blocked your way in the desert and asked you to hand them over all the water that you have got, would you give them? Why?

9 comments

1. I will join the group of bandits ….best way of survival 👍

2. Spill it on the sand like a gigachad. Now what?!

3. I’d be more shocked that elephants are asking me for water in English. Honestly they deserve my water if they learned English just to be out here thugging taking peoples water.

4. Sure, if I can catch a ride on the elephant

5. First, I would ask them how they got into a desert.

6. I will give them my resolve.

   I will say to them.

   -If I concede my water then the dessert will take me.

   If I flea then my cowardliness will take me.

   I will fight but the thirst for water wont be what will kill one of us.

   LET ME GO

   AND IF THE NEXT MAN BE A COWARD THEN LET THE DESERT TAKE HIM.

   THIS WAY WE BOTH LIVE AND PEOPLE WILL SAY ONLY REAL MEN TRAVEL THE DESETR.

7. I’d go and get a mouse to make them run away

8. I’m not about to mess with talking elephants in the desert. That experience alone would make me aware that I was way out of my depth.

9. if I’m seeing talking elephants in the desert, I probibly ran out of water yesterday