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Sincerely, the way I would compliment anyone.
(complement), + bro
I compliment people based on the skill they have to complete a task of some kind
by opening your mouth and verbalizing the comment and then moving on
“Nice shirt”
“Cool car”
“Well done”
Look up “docking”
Nod
Nice cock bruh. Wanna go behind that bush and make out? No homo.
Straightforward, on things they’ve accomplished/control themselves, without sarcasm. Unless I’m friends with them, then it’s riddled with sarcasm. And farts. Good times had by all.
“U look good bro” then balance it with a shoulder punch.
Nice hammer bro.
Dude, brah!
Grab their penus and say “nice one” like everyone else does, duh.
Just make sure you add “no, homo” at the end.
Nice shirt, dude.
Love the shoes, bro.
New haircut looks great, man.
Nice cock!
Nice car bro, lawn is looking good bro… That’s it.
Other guys compliment my Wyatt Earp mustache I always enjoy it lol.
You know bro, kinda glad your mom decided not to swallow you that night.
Nice cock bro, really good form, premium girth, good length, may suck it? No homo obviously.
Send him a dick pic /s
Hey asshole.
I work with a guy in a foundry and he always ALWAYS smells good, no matter that we’re slaving over a 2300 degree furnace and sweating buckets. I always tell him he smells good. Nothing wrong with it.
I call the other man daddy.
“Look at those hot new glasses daddy”
You dont
Are other men really so fragile they can’t compliment another guy?
“Looking good today, bro. Want me to rub oil all over your naked body?”
Nice chainsaw dude
“Good job”.
“Nice”.
That’s about it.
Enthusiastically and often. It’s free to gas the boys up so why not?
Sarcastically
Absolutely! When a guy I know looks good, I call him a stud. Men will feel good dressing nice or sprucing themselves up, but a compliment is like a cherry on top. There’s nothing wrong with it. It’s not like I’m stroking his crotch and whispering sweet nothings in his ear or something…
Usually I give him a kiss when we wake up together in the morning.
“ah, I see why they call you Big D”
With coworkers/acquaintances I just say good job keep it going
With family/friends you know sarcasm,condescension and plain old bullying
“Hey, what’s up! I don’t know about you, but I’m glad to see you!”
“Hey man, cool X” usually works for me.
Do it
Something like nice shoes dude
I usually try to make it as uncomfortably sexual as possible to establish dominance.
Smooth brain, bro.
“Hey man, nice cock!”
Hey man, it’s about time you did something with that pile of shit on top of your head. Works for you.
If it’s warranted compliment Character, Ethics, Morals, Resolve or an Outcome that features them.
Nice Cock! (In the Nintendo wii sports voice)
I just compliment them.. I’ve noticed that other people will laugh or think it’s gay.. but I don’t really care enough to feel some type of way. I’m straight and comfortable with my sexuality… other people seem to have prob with it.
I give two very different genres of compliments to other men. I give very gay ones and the other types is more friendly.
Nice cock bro, no homo.