I want to play with my boyfriends ass but he farts so much!

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3. have y’all tried gas x or probiotics? if that doesn’t work, he should see a gastroenterologist. could be anything from a food intolerance or IBS like you mentioned. I hope y’all figure this out soon, asses are real fun to play with ☺️

   edit: forgot to add a sentence

4. TIL: Off to eat onions broccoli and beans.

   Edit smelling:

5. That means stay away from ass 😂

6. Get another non fart Boyfriend.

7. Is this what the kids call shitposting??

8. Does he want you to play with his ass?

   Does he want it enough to experiment with his diet?

   A quick Google search shows most people fart around 10 times per day, and that is considered normal. So, it seems pretty likely that he is regularly eating stuff that doesn’t agree with his stomach. Dairy is a usual suspect, and if you aren’t specifically trying to avoid it, you will most likely end up consuming it at almost every meal.

9. Is this his only symptom? IBS requires more symptoms than just gas. More to the point, does he *want* to fix this? It’ll require lifestyle changes on his part which may not even work.