If your SO keeps interrupting your ritual human sacrifices, how should this be dealt with?

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1. Your SO becomes the sacrifice

2. Will Smith

3. Is she the one being sacrificed?

4. Ritual human sacrifice

5. Well yes, the ritual is to contain the madness and chaos within her. Did I forget to tie her up in this scenario or something? Feels like it’s my fault.

6. Send her to the orgy pit of sadness.

7. Which of the dark gods are you sacrificing to?

8. To the lions den.

9. If she’s going to interrupt me when I’m jerking off then she had better come prepared

10. Tell them the door locks at the posted time and they need to be either in or out. Nobody comes late and still gets a piece

11. Is it because she is trying to vaccum up the entrails before thy have dried out ?

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    You really need to have a bucket to put those organs into.

12. You’re doing your ritual wrong then… she should know better not to interrupt that. Stop with the black magick buddy.

13. Sit down and have a calm discussion about how this is a really important part of my life to please Master Zordon and she needs to respect it

14. You need to set firmer boundaries with your partner. Your hobbies and the things you’re passionate about have a place in your life and she needs to respect that. If she can’t, that’s a bit of a red flag and you should go find someone better.