What are you grateful for as a man?

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1. I’m greatful that I don’t have to deal with women’s clothing.

2. I’m thankful I don’t have periods. That would be a nightmare… period.

3. No period

4. I can walk alone at night

5. Being able to spontaneously decide to go on a walk early in the morning without being too worried about my safety

   Being able to have casual sex with only half the risk

   No periods

   My value (in the public eye) only goes up with age, regardless if im single or have no kids

   and most importantly: Pee standing up

6. It really does not take much to make me happy. Buying a beanbag chair will literally make my week

7. My penis. It’s pretty neat. You can pee in a mailbox with ease. Spin it around like a helicopter. Bedazzle it with glitter and a slick perm. And you can slap it over your wrist like a cool watch!

8. That if I got a job position it is assumed it is because I earned it and wasn’t a diversity hire.

9. Well I can see how difficult menstruation is, so I guess I’m happy I don’t have to do that every month (the hormone imbalances, physiological pains that come with it suck balls too)
   Also I have the option to stand and pee effectively which is a huge plus!

10. Most of it. Simple biological functions relative to women, instant status for being even just a mediocre dad, a preferential perspective of being an involved family man if my kids are heard in the background of a conference call, leeway to be aggressive in a negotiation, being able to be “boisterous” and its still a positive personality trait, being able to travel alone, live alone, go to the gym… basically being able to have full agency over my existence.

    We’re all vulnerable to predators, but nature is a numbers game in that respect, and I am grateful that I have the deck stacked against the odds.

11. To have had a great father to teach me how to be a man.

12. People see the dumb shit I do and don’t even bat an eye.

    Shit, if I’m near the right people, they just might join me.

13. I don’t like dealing with stairs, but to each their own.

14. I’m grateful that I’m slowly getting close to achieving my goal.

15. I’m happy I can never give birth, you’ve gotta be one tough motherfucker to give birth and I aint it chief

16. I can walk in and out of the forest freely without worrying too much about anything.

17. As a guy in the 1,000lb club Im literally stronger than 90% of the world population. Thats not saying I’m Arnold or Lü Xiaojun. But I don’t have to be. Its like being a Toyota Tundra, sure they are semis on the road, but also a lot of sedans and bugs

18. I can so easily gain and maintain muscle that what I did in a month took my girlfriend over a year

19. Just get a vasectomy. End of story.

20. Get a vasectomy if you don’t ever want kids. It won’t disappoint.

21. Thank god I don’t have to fight dinosaurs to put meat on the table.

22. That i can go out alone and not get harassed or threatened by random strangers

23. I’m grateful that I have very nice parents who educated me well and gave me everything I need to become a good man

24. Beer and coffee, but not together

25. Peeing is easy, no period, don’t have to give birth, physically stronger after puberty

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27. That I will never have to get pregnant. Always wanted kids, I have two, but I would probably have none if it was ME who had to get pregnant.

    Thak you ladies.

28. Glad I don’t have periods every month or societal pressure to shave my entire body.

    Although I do trim but I wouldn’t be looked down on for not

29. I’m incredibly grateful to have had loving, supportive parents who taught me to make informed and careful choices in life. They also taught me the importance of responsibility and accountability, and how to implement them when life adds blessings to my life at a time when I wasn’t expecting or planning them.

    My father is the finest man I know. Hands down.

30. Of course, if she chooses to have the child, you have no choice in parenthood. You will be forced into it by her and the state will force you into indentured servitude to her. You realize she has rights you don’t have, don’t you?

31. I have plenty of breathable air. I have food to eat, water to drink, and I’m in no danger of freezing to death. I am loved.

32. Pockets.

33. I’m really grateful for the really bad and traumatic experiences I endured as a kid because now, as an adult, I feel like even if things got as terrible as they could be and I lost everything, that I would claw my way back.

    I’m also grateful that I’m generally an energetic and happy dude. I love how resilient I’ve grown to be, but it wasn’t without a lot of struggle.