If you were a vegetable, what vegetable would you be?

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1. A Schiavo

   Too soon?

2. Cucumber.

3. Joe Biden

4. 🍆🍒

5. Me after a car/motorcycle crash.

6. pick the ugliest, least liked vegetable and that would be me.

7. Cantaloupe

8. Potato

9. Asparagus. Don’t know why. It’s just my favorite vegetable.

10. Tomato.

11. Collard greens

12. Cutecumber.

13. A carrot, only this way I would be attractive. Carrot is the most aesthetically synesthetic looking vegetable, the blend of colors between the leaves part and the beta carotene orange color gives me a lot of joy and happiness. You can also do sexual activities with a carrot if you really is up to.

14. Sweet potato 🙂

15. *”If you were a vegetable, what vegetable would you be?”*

    A worm.

16. A brussel sprout dipped in melted bacon grease

17. Does a pickle count?