What is your car’s name?

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1. Sorry your streak ended.

   Mine doesn’t have a name.

2. Her name is April because that’s the month I bought her in.

   My first two cars were beaters I had for less than two years each and I liked them but didn’t feel a connection too. I’ve had April since 2015 and there was 8 miles on the odo when I bought her. Now all these years later and about 150,000 miles later I have a pretty strong connection with my car.

   I know its a machine but it’s like a companion to me now. I drive every day and still love driving her, it’ll be a very sad day when I stop driving April.

3. Her name’s Amber. She drives like a dream .

4. Reuben.

   From a Kenny Rogers song, not the sandwich.

5. My wife’s car is Sassy.

6. Mine is Veronica.

7. First one was Stallion, he was a Saturn ion who stalled a couple times.

   Newest one is a Hyundai accent and I call it many swear words.

8. I’ve always believed it’s bad luck to name a car. All my friends named theirs in high school and ended up wrecking. I have never named a car and in 8 years of driving never had so much as a fender bender.

9. Strangly enough mine is called Dad’s car

10. Rusty Shackleford

    It’s an 05 f150 with the 4.6 v8 and boy is she slow but it’s never left me stranded. I’ve also nicknamed it bastard because I swear it eats through balljoints. I wouldn’t trade her for a Lambo though.

11. Sebas Tian. Named after the salesperson that sold me the car, Sebastian

12. Kelly. Named after ex’s dog ( truck came from him).

13. I had a car years ago called Rhoda. It was a Skoda.

14. Reginald VelJohnson

15. Mine is named Meganè, bc it’s a renault Meganè RS lol. My previous car had the same name as it was the same car just the model below (GT)

    I had one named Lulu, can’t remember why. I think the license plate might have had LU on it but this was like 2015

16. Leia, after the general in Star Wars

17. The kids named the m3 Bessy. She was scary quick.

18. My cars name is Elektra. No clue why I picked that though.

19. Crater. A guy reversed into my rear bumper cover on the driver side and left a huge dent. Even after I get it fixed, that’s still gonna be her name.

20. Nightshade….. After my horse in RDR2

21. USS RISEN PHENIX

    My first truck burned down on a beach in NC.

22. My first car (2001 Dodge stratus) was Smoky because it was a brownish gray and I smoked like a goddamn chimney in it, 2nd (2011 Chevy Impala) was Corvo because it was a black on black car, 3rd (2011 Dodge Nitro) Gopni because I made it into a Gopnik truck, and my current (2017 Nissan Sentra) is CandleWolf because my daughter named it because it reminds her of the sun and moon for some reason

23. Name? Why would I name a car?

24. Baby Blue. For obvious reasons.

25. My first car was named José. My second car was named Roger. My current car is a girl and her name is Claudia.

26. Oscar. It’s green, it’s been hit a few times and there’s a grumpy imbecile with an almost unibrow in it.

27. Oscar. It’s green, it’s been hit a few times and there’s a grumpy imbecile with an almost unibrow in it.

28. Big, juicy minivan

29. Ugly Piece of Shit that Won’t Die

30. My truck’s name is Karl. He’s a 2019 KW. I originally wanted to go with Kendra but the truck just had dude energy. Me and Karl been road tripping since April. Kicking ass all around the USA punching midgets and choking babies like we do.

31. “Carlton”

    He’s an old jeep I bought off my senior citizen neighbor when they finally took his license (despite being older than me, he only had 20k miles when I got him. Basically runs like new except for an AC that never works)