If you had 30 seconds to say something to the world, what would your message be?

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1. try psychedelics once!

2. I wouldn’t. Being over 30 means I don’t worry about pretend situations like that?

3. People of Earth, your attention, please. This is Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz of the Galactic Hyperspace Planning Council. As you will no doubt be aware, the plans for development of the outlying regions of the Galaxy require the building of a hyperspatial express route through your star system. And regrettably, your planet is one of those scheduled for demolition. The process will take slightly less than two of your Earth minutes. Thank you. … There’s no point in acting surprised about it. All the planning charts and demolition orders have been on display at your local planning department in Alpha Centauri for 50 of your Earth years, so you’ve had plenty of time to lodge any formal complaint and it’s far too late to start making a fuss about it now. … What do you mean you’ve never been to Alpha Centauri? Oh, for heaven’s sake, mankind, it’s only four light years away, you know. I’m sorry, but if you can’t be bothered to take an interest in local affairs, that’s your own lookout. Energize the demolition beams.

4. “penis”

5. This world and reality is far more than what you think it is. Open your mind and strongly consider what ifs scenarii.

6. Life isn’t worth living. Suicide is a human right. Don’t put up with the pain.

7. Hmmm interesting.

   Positive messages: It’s ok for your best friend to be a dog!

   Negative messages: Take some responsibility for yourself. OR You’re being sedated into living a miserable life.