Guys – what’s the manliest flower?

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1. The non-existent kind since flowers are generally not associated with manliness.

2. I’m personally fond of lavender.

3. Sunflower because the sun is seen as a masculine body shooting it’s rays of life sperm onto the earths womb, fertilizing it and generating life

4. Cauliflower

5. The phallic headed purple lilac

6. Dead corpse flower.

7. Flowers are literally plants. Choose one you like, that’s the manliest one.

8. The Goatse Rose

9. Venus fly trap.

   Those fuckers eat raw meat.

10. Poppy flower. If you know, you know.

11. The rose because of its historic use in courtship. Also it has thorns.

12. flowers aren’t manly

13. The one you don’t give a fuck what someone thinks of you for having it

14. Whatever flower you happen to like

15. Cactus

16. A rose I like roses

17. Broccoli. Broccoli has a higher protein / calorie ratio than steak, for lean gains. And, of course, broccoli is a bro. It’s right there in the name, can’t deny it.

18. Don’t ever Google “manflower”.

19. chrysanthemum

20. Red Poppy

21. Bird of paradise. Mine has been in a pissing contest with me since we brought it home and our relationship is fueled by mutual hatred

22. Green carnation.

23. The Death Blossom

24. Amorphophallus titanum or corpse flower as its colloquially known. When it blooms it grows this high heat producing falace thing that releases a foul odor

25. Cauliflower

26. Skunk Weed

27. Rafflesia

28. Edelweiss, its a symbol of Nobel purity and German soldiers would clime the Alps (edelweiss grows in high altitude 10,000 feet above sea level) to show they were a true warriors. Note some soldiers even dies trying to get one

29. Sunflower because it’s big, stiff and yellow!

30. The little flower on a weed growing in a crack on the pavement

    They’re **fucking butch**

31. Venus fly trap

32. All purpose. Makes brwsds, cakes, crepes. Puns.

33. Whichever fucking flower you like, bro

34. i really like orange tulips … don’t know why, sometimes even thinking how it is that flowers can make women so happy, yet tulips makes me happy just when i see them around