stupid reasons to get banned collection

Hello there!
I know that many people are getting banned for idiotic reasons on pretty much any app, mostly because someone “revenge reports” them and the companies never bother looking into what happened.

So I’d like to start a topic to collect those idiotic reasons why someone got reported and then banned.
Like this one:

match: “Hey! How would your friends describe you?”
Me: “They would probably say that I’m very smart and reliable”
match: “And are you?”
(at this point I’m thinking this is supposed to be some kind of funny twist, so I funny back)
Me: “No I just say that to get laid”

Immediately reported and banned.