When do you know you’re old?

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1. When I hit the same age as the parents in shows I watched as a kid, which somehow happened in my late 20s?

2. When you run into friends and the first five minutes you discuss ailments, aches and upcoming medical procedures

3. I pulled out a grey nose hair today that was about 1.5 inches long. Probably that…

4. I pulled out a grey nose hair today that was about 1.5 inches long. Probably that…

5. I pulled out a grey nose hair today that was about 1.5 inches long. Probably that…

6. Yes, the first white pube was it for me.

7. When I realized almost no one I knew at the time had ever seen Short Circuit.

8. I hurt my back sitting down. I’m not being facetious.

9. When u find grey ball hairs and moving ur body and there is only pain.

10. When your toenails start to taste different than your fingernails.

11. You’re doing your new GF doggy and knock her dentures out

12. When the ironic groaning noises you make, when getting up from a seated/laying/kneeling position, cease to be ironic.

13. When you still feel the pain days later

14. Catching up with my best friend is primarily a discussion about grandchildren…

15. Catching up with my best friend is primarily a discussion about grandchildren…

16. When taking a rest/nap looks like a much better alternative to partying.

    When you value your SO more for their cooking skills than sex.

    When you notice yourself coming back few sentences while reading BC you didn’t quite catch the meaning of what you just read.

17. Stand up, grunt. Sit down, grunt. That’s when.

18. When you click on a link that asks when do you know you’re old.

19. When I first had indigestion from pizza.

20. When you start worrying about your cholesterol level.

21. When you bend down and your knees sound like you’ve just bitten into a potato chip.

22. When I pulled a muscle that lasted more than 24 hours

23. When you can no longer trust a fart.

24. When they force you to retire from your job.

25. When I yelled at kids to get off my lawn. My dad found it hilarious since I was only 32.

26. When you sit on your balls

27. When you start to make weird sounds as you move around

28. Ow ma back!

29. When you start worrying about the future of the human race because of how stupid the younger generations are.

30. When you become mr. Whatever!!

31. When you’re starting to have health problems you haven’t noticed before…especially when your back hurts…

32. When you lose track of the latest slang. When music you loved in high school is considered classic and/old school/throwback. When you finally realize how annoying teenagers can be. When you look at their latest trends and either think they’re dumb, or something you used to do well over a decade ago.

33. lower back pain

34. When you hear Guns n’ Roses on the ” Classic Rock” radio station.