At what age did you stop trusting a fart?

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1. Never pass a bathroom, never waste a boner, and never trust a fart.

   Usually, you get this creed at 40.
   You’re ahead of your time, buddy!

2. never have

3. At 22, I experienced my first big “shart” in a very embarrassing situation

   My friends and I rented an Airbnb in a university town and I never shit comfortably in those situations. I was basically constipated for 3 days.

   The day after returning from the trip, I was driving a friend and my ex gfs “orbiter” home from another activity when I farted…

   It was a full on diarrhea in my pants while driving. Luckily I was wearing my “sexy” underwear (basically spandex boxer briefs) and the underwear kept the diarrhea contained.

   From there, I never trusted a fart

4. I’m still 17 and my fart trust has yet to let me down

5. Around 23 I think

6. Once you’re old enough to have spent two full days 90% sure that you’re about to shit yourself, but you still have to go to work. Some people hold it off. Some people drink enough to play defense early.

7. 35. After showering, I sat down to get ready for a session of gaming. Felt a fart, let it go.

   Felt a bit of warmth at my butt crack. But shrug it off thinking it’s just the moisture from the hot shower I just had.

   After about 10 minutes, the warmth didn’t go away, and it felt like it spread. Reached down, and realised that I sharted liquid and even marinated in it for a bit.

8. I never had a reason not to trust a fart but I never did trust it.

9. 17. I had an epic plate of moms cooking on my desk. I couldn’t wait to tear into it. Mashed potatoes, corn, country fried steak and gravy, green beans and a slice of pie. Ice cold coke in a can to wash it down. My mouth was watering.

   I felt what I thought was a routine small fart coming so instead of letting it pass softly and quietly like normal, I gave it some force to just “get it over with.” Felt a warm breeze followed by what felt like warm water going down my ass and balls. Uh oh.

   *”No fucking way”*

10. When I got diagnosed with Ulcerative Colitis

11. Last two years from age 37-39 had become more area it truly is un trustable.

12. Oh man! Do you guys not? I am 35 and still think I have a good handle on shitting myself

13. I used to have this issue. Once i changed how i ate (more protein), i can trust farts again at 48 years old.

14. 25 now and have had maybe 3 accidents this year . One while I was out at a friends house and other time was last week walking out the door after showering and changing ready to go out . It’s truly a damn shame I can’t fart in peace and comfort , no trust in myself lol

15. Sounds like you need a better diet or a doctor lol this isn’t normal at all