If you were going to start a naked yoga studio what would be the rules and what would you call it?

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  1. what is a naked yoga studio? swinger club with complications? or is it like actual for the yoga?

  2. Rule: only blind people can be members. I would coall it: Blindspot.

  4. I’m the instructor. It’s women only. And it’s based off of how hot you are to me.

    During deep stretches, sitting on my face is optional, but rumor has it, you’ll get those spots better if you do.

  6. Sounds like you’re interested in attracting sex pests. There’s easier ways to do that….

  7. No one talks about naked yoga, no one tesla about naked yoga, if it is your first time at naked yoga you have to fight.

  9. We do yoga in 130 degree temperature and the place is called Yoga Hell. One of the rules would be that the men have to take a light form of viagra so they are fully rock hard erect the whole time, and that the women must take gas/laxative pills. Some days we switch so the women get horny pills and the men get fart tablets.

  10. There must be an equal number of male and female participants, the two genders have to pair up whether they know each other or not, errections and arousal are allowed and any body shaming or prejudice will result in the participants being kicked out.

    I call it the positive energy studio

  11. You must shower and deodorize before coming on the floor.

    You must actually participate to attend class, there is no bleacher section

    Flatulence is expected, chronic flatulence is not. Clean out your insides first or don’t attend (If you’re not feeling well don’t attend at all)

    Bandage up your fucking wounds!

    No hitting on anyone inside, take that outside

    I guess nudist beach rules would apply otherwise. Maybe name the place “bare stretch”?

  13. You mix it with outdoor nude sunbathing.

    You call it “ Tan-Trick” the sexy nude yoga sunbathing studio.

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