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Q tips
Breathmints
Nail clippers.
Shoelaces
tampons and one shoe of a pair (or pairs). maybe individual socks too.
People’s ice scrapers from their cars.
Batteries. Loose and the ones in devices.
Phone chargers
Lightbulbs
Toilet paper, toothpaste, phone chargers, the letter E key off every keyboard in their house.
The middle two sizes of all measuring spoons/cups
Router
The felt pad from one leg of each chair at the kitchen/dining room table.
The light switches on lamps, the ones near the bulb that unscrew
Toilet paper
I’m stealing most of the coffee. I’m leaving enough for one incredibly watered down cup. Nothing’s worst than having a morning routine absolutely fucked.
For a major inconvenience? I’m stealing the house keys. Not all of the keys, just the house key from everyone who lives there.
Phone chargers
Scissors, aluminum foil, and toothpaste.
I’ll steal a half billion from Bezos, I bet he’d barely notice
Toilet paper. But I don’t take it. I just put it the wrong way on the holder.
I also steal their wifi and run torrents 24/7.
Toilet roll holders and one of each pair of socks
Usb chargers.
Toilet paper and seats.
10mm sockets
toilet paper
Someone stole the faucet head off our kitchen tap at one point so the water sprayed everywhere until the landlord bought a new one. I’d have to vote for that, that was certainly slightly inconvenient.
A billion dollars from Musk.
I would steal 5 inches of the wires connected to the breakers in the breaker box, but leave them outwardly appearing to still be connected to the breakers.
Salt
Computer power button so a stick needs to be used to operate it
The favoritism of all their pets.
Replacing every USB-C you own with Apple Thunderbolt
One hand from each lego figure, assuming they collect lego sets. Or 1 wheel.
All their spare light bulbs and replace some with burnt out bulbs.
Yard gnomes or garden gnomes or whatever those creepy bastards are called.