Men of reddit, what goes on inside the man’s toilet?

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1. Nothing. It’s a place where men piss and shit.

2. Literally nothing besides the obvious.

3. Shit. Piss. Toilet paper. Rarely other stuff.

   I worked as a septic tank cleaner. Women were way worse.

4. Walk in, assess the situation and do some complex higher order math to decide which urinal is most appropriate. Use it. Wash hands. Leave.

   No eye contact, no words, no interactions.

5. As a man my first question was what else would you need to put down there?!

   But I guess if I have to answer, bodily waste, toilet paper, wet wipes (if there’s no water option) and the occasional puke after going hard on the drinking. Oh and food that’s gone bad and it’s like a soup or a sauce.

6. chaos

7. Relieving of the bowels, and urine.. showering/bathing.. hand-washing.. shaving on occasion.. tons upon tons of watching videos on phone or playing games.

8. Contemplation.

9. Pretty much what goes on in a woman’s toilet, but less blood.

10. You go and then you go.

    There is more than anatomy to why we don’t have lines.

11. Using the bathroom, taking a piss, washing hands. It’s a pretty quiet place that you actually get left alone in.

12. Peein and Poopin. Sometimes some fartin. Rarely hand washing.

13. Having cleaned both back in my retail days, nothing of interest besides the occasional overspray happens in the mens room.

    The women’s bathroom would occasionally see a shit detonation, an apparent murder, or an attempt to use and then flush an entire industrial-sized roll of toilet paper.

14. Infinite realities folding in on each other an infinite number of times, creating a blade with no edge, capable sundering space time itself.

15. Pee pee poo poo

16. Why?

17. Hopes, dreams, unrealized expectations for one’s life.

18. nothing at all. we don’t make eye contact and we don’t talk. we do our business, maybe look at our phones a bit, and then GTFO.

19. Nothing. We do our business and leave (some spend an additional 20-30 minutes on their phone).

20. Pooping and peeing and then wash hands and leave. That’s it.

21. Here i sit broken hearted, come to shit but only farted.

22. Usually just piss -Blake Bortles

23. Before the iPhone, glory hole blow jobs.

24. Jack’s shit.

25. sword fights

26. I assume you know that men defecate and urinate. Other than that, some washing of hands I guess

27. Mostly pee and poo. Sometimes hangover vomit. Once a week some cleaner and a brush. What do you think goes on in there?

28. We talk shit about women, do Nazi salutes and make homophobic jokes. In some vip stalls we even have a club fight. Oh, and somebody told me there’s a toilet in Mexico City that is the secret entrance to the last cantina, a tequila bar where women are forbidden.

    Just kidding, we just piss and shit.

29. That’s classified

30. Card games. Winner always has a royal flush.