Wife always comes up with these kinky sex games for us to play. I love them. However, I was a little taken aback recently when she implied I’m a little predictable in the arena of atypical sexy time. Honestly, she’s probably right as I tend to fall back on “dirty masseuse” and “the touching game (using everyday objects as sex toys)”
Does anyone out there have any fun sexy game ideas they partake in? I’ve browsed the Internet but the articles always just give the same cliche stuff we are well past as a couple (try toys, lights on, etc) I need something I can steal and show my creativity (though undeserved 😂) we are super competitive people so I’d really like to top her best stuff.
Out of fairness, I’ll share my wife’s best games, maybe something in here you will want to try. These names are what I call them in my head, they don’t really have names.
1) Erotic Monopoly-I think this started just because she didn’t want to lose at monopoly. Anyway, you play monopoly, but she’s allowed to pay her “debts” with sexual favors. $1 equals 1 second of BJ, or sex is $2 per second. It’s her pick how she wants to pay, BJ, Sex or actual monopoly money 🤑.
2) Photoshoot-Doesnt involve a camera at all. She will get in lingerie or a big loose tank top or nude. She then poses in various provocative ways. Tells me where to kneel/stand and jack off on her, corrects me if she thinks I’m not doing it well enough. If I pop before some number of poses, I have to give her hers orally, if I make it I get sex. I have no idea what her line is on this one, I seem to always win.
3) Holdout- One day she called me her freeuse, and I said I could hold out on her if I wanted to. She bet me I couldn’t make a day. I made it 3 hours. Anyway that started this game, she will randomly bet me something I really want (doesn’t have to be sex related) she then asks how long I think I can last and if she agrees we begin. At that point she can do anything and demand me to do anything except get off. If I get off I lose. I always lose (but it doesn’t feel like a loss).
4) Trades-Before someone gets upset, this is not really transactional. I’m gonna do these things anyway, just now it’s a game. She will ask me to do something (i.e. clean up the down stairs, paint a room, etc). But says she will trade “teasing” for it. So then she comes in as I progress through the task and does something sexual, usually starts small or quick but progresses dirtier and longer as we go. Usually at least once she will make a big deal about something (oh you got that stain out, or oh no paint on the trim) and then acts like I’m getting an extra special tease. Typically when I finish the task, she finishes me. Sometimes this game lasts all day.
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I don’t have an answer for your question. But god fucking damn you are a lucky man
Fake angry sex. Find something pointless and meaningless to argue about. Use that argument to rile yourselves up, and whoever “wins” on certain points gets to take one article of clothing off the other.
The objective isn’t to win the argument, it’s to drive the arguing in a direction that by the time there are just a few articles of clothing left, you will want to annihilate each other sexually.
Some things to argue about:
What is the definition of underpants?
Is cereal a soup?
Is a taco/hotdog/burrito a sandwich?
Another idea.
Hide and Seek and Fuck . Pretty sure this one is self-explanatory. One person hides, the other person must find them and fuck them. Take turns hiding and chasing, and don’t make the chase too easy lol.
Another one.
He Said, She Said. Have a session where each of you can ONLY DO what the other instructs. Take turns, and come up with fun instructions that introduce a bit of a silly challenge to existing sex acts.
Passion Play found in Google Play and Apple Store.
Thanks a lot for sharing these games, I love that you are keeping it spicy with fun games. I could use some more games myself so I’m a bit inspired by you.
My game, but adding a level because you guys are advanced, not like me.
1. Just the tip – this is usually me just only putting the tip in on my wife until she begs for more. I think a more advanced way would be to take turns being on top and the number of tip insertion increases by 5 strokes each round. Your partner can use other toys on you to get you to want more. It either orgasm, or goes all the way down your shaft, they are the looser ( you know what I mean)
Overload – tie or restrain your partner and edge them till they cum, whoever is the best at edging, plus has the longest time, wins.
Treasure hunt. – make paper note clues to different locations in the house and for each new paper clue found they can either have you remove some item of clothing or ask for a sexual favor. The final note gives them your “treasure”.
Wish I had more and better ones. Hope this helps. I’ll try to come up with more…
Good luck!
Dirty Scrabble. You can only make sexual, dirty or naughty words and if you can’t make a word you have to get a “punishment”. Set a score limit to so it doesn’t take forever.
Came up with another game. Hope this one is better…
The black knight of Montty- pck a “weapon”, sex toy. You each use it on the other (in addition to hands and mouth, until one of you gives up, ie about to cum (cumming is not allowed). Whoever gave up must cover a hand, foot, or mouth with a clean sock, winners choice. You can’t use a sock cover spot for the next round to hold the toy or to use on the opponent. Once 2 hand 2 feet and mouth are covered, the winner gets to fuck them how they wish.
Recommend Dr Betty Martin’s Wheel of Consent and the 3-minute game.
Any game with in-game scoring can be turned into a strip game, or small prizes and big prizes. For instance, some nerds I know (myself and my partners) like to play Scrabble. Every 50 points, the other person strips. If they’re naked and have to strip, you instead get a small prize (you get to make one request that lasts maybe a minute or two… could be making out, could be watching them masturbate, could be a BJ, but the point is that it ends in only a few minutes and the game continues). And then the winner gets a big prize, such as they get oral until they cum, or they get to decide where and how sex happens, etc.
Added bonus to scrabble is that if a sexy word is played, you immediately do it or something to do with that word.
Modify this to any game that scores as you get points (and not all at the end) by taking average game scores and dividing it by 4 or 5 (or however often as you want something to trigger, probably not each turn though unless they’re all good turns).
We put on a “try not to laugh” challenge and whoever laughs first has to go down on the other.
We also have a buzzer in the loungeroom.. when you hear the buzzer you have to get naked as quickly as possible and whoever “wins” gets to go down on the other partner first.
We do some “forced orgasm” play where I need to cum x number of times before he’ll penetrate me.
I number all the sex toys and ask him to pick a number between 1 and 20 and then whichever number he picks we use that night. Sometimes there’ll be 3 “lots” for him to pick: (outfit, toy, restraint).
We draw on each others backs with texta and if the person can guess the word/picture they get to pick a “prize” out of the hat.
I’m going to propose something here that works well with the people I work with, but requires CARE in practice.
Simulate a r#pe. The idea of a criminal invading the house and having sex with the woman is something that gives her goosebumps. Buy a hoodie from the costume store and play with it.