If living in the US was a video game, what are some of the tips you’d see on the loading screen?

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1. If someone lets you merge in front of them, show gratitude!

2. Stay out of the inner city until you’re properly leveled, and have strong gear

3. Remember to spec into the driving skill.

4. Always tip your servers!

5. The characters you interact with are trying to have fun too.

6. Each state has different laws, what’s legal in one state can be very illegal in another. So know the laws of the state you’re in!

7. Make sure you have a gun. They’re legal here.

8. Start putting your money in a Roth IRA instead of a 401(k)

9. Watch what are you eating or you will regretting in 2 months

10. Cops are not to be trusted and should be called as a last resort.

11. The public transit patch is coming…soon…any day now…almost there…trust us, it’s coming.

12. You can lawfully carry a sword in Texas.

13. To play on easy mode, change skin to white and male. To play on difficult, choose brown, female, atheist, or all of the above.

14. Stay strapped or get clapped