How would you react if your brother married your ex?

46 comments

1. well if he did and he knew my reasons for the breakup or divorce then that is on him.

2. I mean, I’d happily congratulate him on coming out as gay or bi.

   I’d try my best to be happy for them but it’d probably take a few years to be genuine.

3. His problem, And I get to laugh at him taking my scraps. Left overs need loving too.

4. “You’re bi now!?”

5. Depends on the ex, but I’d be kinda surprised he’s getting divorced no matter who.

6. I’d wish him good luck!

7. “How’s it feel stirring my porridge”

8. Well…. Christmas is going to be awkward.

9. Null pointer exception.

10. They’re both shitshows, and I don’t fuck with either of them.

    Not my circus.

11. He wouldn’t be my brother anymore.

12. That he’s a freaking idiot.

    But my brothers are too smart for that shit.

13. *laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh*

    “You dumb fuck.”

14. Which ex?

    I’ll say the ex before I met my wife: I’d be worried. She’s a meth addict with four kids by four guys, and wants zero help getting her life together.

15. Depends. If the love just sizzled out sure. If it was a nasty breakup like cheating or she was crazy then yeah idk. That’s on him now.

16. lol, sit back and watch the drama she’ll create, it’ll be entertaining.

17. I would pity him for his obvious mental illness and I would disown him.

18. We ain’t brothers Brother!

    (Hulk Hogan Voice)

19. He’s not that stupid. I mean, he’s a drunk, but he knows better.

    If it did happen, cool. I’d probably get to see my kids more.

20. I would be shocked to find out I had a brother!

21. Id say:

    There’s 3.5 billion people out there like them and a good 70% in the dateable age range, dafuq ya doing picking my ex ya circus clown?

22. Lol I guess she likes to get double dipped

23. Hmmmm. I would feel weird. But it’s hard to be mad at my brothers. I guess I’d have to get past it.

24. Don’t have a brother but if a close friend married my ex, may God help you brotha.

25. Mine lived with my first wife for 5 years after the divorce and pretty sure she had his kid

26. Be happy for their unhappiness together, but they might be the right fit for eachother. One sure thing though, I’m keeping my distance.

27. wouldnt be my brother anymore.

28. I’d find that extremely cringe but ultimately just accept it. Family gatherings would be very awkward though.

29. She’s definitely getting the bad end of the deal in that situation.

30. Well that’d be the dumbest shit he’s ever done, and he’s known for doing dumb shit

31. Brother who???? I’m an only child 😏

32. Ex girlfriend or ex wife?

33. You’re probably not very close to your brother.

34. I would be quite surprised as my brother is gay and I am not

35. My brother is alive??

36. My fiancé cheated on me while I was deployed with my brother and then they dated awhile

37. Well I don’t speak to either of them now so I guess nothing would change except another reason not to speak to them.

38. I’d be more excited I finally had a brother

39. It would entirely depend on the circumstances why she became my ex.

    If we separated on amicable terms, then i’m happy for them both. Other than that … then i’d hope he signed a prenup.

40. I’d slap him for being an idiot

41. I… I have a brother?

42. God, my poor ex

    Nobody deserves that

43. “You fucking dumb-ass… Don’t say I didn’t warn you.”

44. there would be a funeral soon after. his, hers, or mine, someone would die.

45. Confused, as he is already married, ten years her senior and in a different country.

    All that besides, she’s a sweet girl, I wish them all the happiness in the world. I don’t think they’ll have a lot to talk about though…

46. Poor bastard oughtta know better