My Wife found out where I keep my burner phone & sent me this. What do I do now?

43 comments

1. Ummmm pack your things?

2. Give her a “free pass”
   Or a line

3. Clean your fan blades before you all get asthma?

4. Burner phone, really? She clearly deserves better.

5. People actually do this?

6. Probably tell her the truth about why you are hiding a burner phone. Seems like it’s time to lay the cards on the table.

7. That dust is giving me so much anxiety

8. are you for real dude – what do you do? go home, pack your stuff and let her find the right guy. I’d wipe the surface whilst im at it too.

9. Maybe look in the mirror and stop being a scum bag

10. Tell her to use the ‘pillowcase’ trick to wrap around each blade of the ceiling fan to remove dust and catch any excess dust.

11. BS. You’d be an idiot to keep the phone on a blade of a fan that could be turned on at any time. It’s also possible you’re an idiot because you have a burner phone, so it makes sense that you’d keep it there.

12. Ask yourself why you need a burner phone.

13. Stop lying to her?

14. New phone who dis? /s

15. lol this isn’t real

16. Promise her you will find a better place to hide your burner phone!

17. Confess to either the affair you’re hiding or drugs you’re selling and prepare your suitcases either way.

18. I think you need to tag this with marriage humor…everyone is missing the joke

19. Explain you don’t really use it anymore, because you clearly avoided all of the dust putting and pulling the phone on the fan blade. That’s talent if I’ve ever seen it.

20. Apologize for not cleaning the fan blades while you were up there…

21. If cleanliness is next to Godliness you need the Lord bad.

22. Make sure your next relationship is with a housekeeper.

23. anyone else think (if its real) that this is the wife posting? best way to get pure advice is to ask from the other side lol

24. What happens when you turn the fan on?

25. Why don’t you let her go through it, or are you worried about what she will find?

26. It’s to play ethereal vocal music for the reptiles when you’re away..,

27. Blame it on a friend, tell her your hiding it for him

28. If I were you, I think the best thing to do would be to stop trolling and shit posting on a sub that people use when they need genuine advice. That’s a great first on your journey to not being a douche canoe

29. What’s the burner for? You the feds? You CUA? WHY? WHY?

30. Burner phone.. jeez.. you wait her. Drug dealer or a cheater… prolly both…

31. Divorce her and focus on your cooking, bitch.

32. How are all of you so gullible? Lol

33. Well clearly you have to kill her. Problem solved?

34. Tell her you made a lame attempt to troll /r/marriage

35. Deny everything and keep saying sorry

36. This is giving Walter white vibes when he hid his phone in the ceiling of the highschool and it went off very conspicuously

37. Divorce her

38. Ain’t no way. That fan blade looks like a Sherpa.

39. Better call Saul

40. Not be surprised that she wants a divorce.

41. You’re in the wrong subreddit for this. r/adultery is probably what you’re looking for

42. What a dumb place to put a phone, no one is that stupid, I think this is fake.

43. STOP FEEDING THE TROLL PEOPLE!