What famous woman from the past would you date if she were alive today and why?

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1. Theodora, wife of Justinian.

2. Nancy “throat goat” Reagan. I’ve heard the legends. I can’t “just say no.”

3. Cleopatra

4. Oh dude Marilyn Monroe would want me so hard.

5. Eve

6. Betty White is the only correct answer in my eyes

7. Audrey Hepburn

8. Jean Seberg

9. Are we talking hot immortal vampire versions? Living mummies? Somehow alive and young again? Clone High version?

10. If I could date any famous woman from the past, it would probably be Cleopatra. She was a badass queen who knew how to rule and seduce at the same time. Plus, she had some killer fashion sense.

11. Catherine the Great would be physically accommodating.

12. Not into famous people, their whole industry looks to me like a Sparta Kick down the whole of mental health.

13. Marie Antoinette. I’ll eat some cake alright…

14. Josephine de Beauharnais. I wanna find out what they meant by the “zig-zags” she did in bed…

15. They’re not dead, but one today is an old lady and the other is an utterly anonymous civilian.

    Still, for them it would be worth using a time machine toward the 60’s and 90’s.

    Agnetha from ABBA, and Malin Berggren from Ace of Base. Both for, frankly, the same reasons.

16. Jayne Mansfield

17. Marie Curie

18. Marilyn Monroe. How awesome would it be to be able to say you dated Marilyn Monroe?

19. Rita Hayworth cause…..Rita Hayworth.

20. Any queen/empress. Preferably of a very big empire like rome or china

21. Marilyn Monroe, she was a dream.

22. Maybe Priscilla Presley as well

23. Anaïs Nin.

24. Bettie Page