What would you do if you got your girl pregnant?

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1. Be really angry at both the condom manufacturers and my vasectomy doctor.

2. Shrug and complain to the doctor who did my vasectomy. We could have another kiddo, I just don’t want one.

3. Raise my kids?

4. Both of us don’t want kids, so if it ever did happen and all the protection failed? Then most likely an abortion.

5. I have a vasectomy, both my wife and my girlfriend had their tubes tied.

   If either of them get pregnant, it’s going to be pretty bad for their health.

6. Shrug, raise another kid. After 5 it’s all the same

7. Become a Father & partner to your girl the best you could be.

8. Paint the nursery

9. Ah, the beauty of abortion.

10. Get her an abortion

11. Neither of us want kids and she stated she’d get an abortion.

12. Paternity test

13. I would be excited. The thought of becoming a father one day has me eager for the day it arrives

14. Be very very surprised. We are 60

15. Marry her.

16. Be happy

17. I’d have another kid I guess

18. Get an abortion, as previously discussed.

19. We are actively trying right now, so I would probably jump up and down with excitement

20. Plan B

21. take control of your reproductive rights. GET A VASECTOMY. best decision ever.

22. Deletus the fetus. Yeetus the fetus. Jk I would raise him/her and be the best dad and husband/boyfriend I could be.

23. I would call the Guinness Book.

    My girl is 64.

24. Jump for joy

25. Tell my father the good news and probably downsize to save money. I have enough in savings for a few months’ expenses but not enough for a few months’ expenses WITH a child.

26. Become famous because her tubes are tied and she is past menopause.

27. Call you up and let you know that you’re going to have siblings.

28. Act happy

29. Ask who the Father is, b/c I’ve been snipped & shooting blanks for 20 years!!!

30. I just proposed this week so I guess I’d move up the wedding a bit lol

31. 1. Question where I got a girl from

    2. Man up and be a good father

32. Panic. My son is only 10 days old

33. Pay for the abortion and go get another vasectomy… actually fuck it, just castrate me.

34. Call a bunch of doctors. Between her hysterectomy and my vasectomy, an explanation would be required.

35. Be the best dad I can be and see my two most beloved people in the world grow as mother and son/daughter 🙂

36. Scream with excitement! We’re trying to have one

37. Marry her if it was going well.

38. I would pay a very violent visit to the doctor who performed my vasectomy

39. GGs

40. I’d be pretty fuckin’ concerned with how she managed to regrow her uterus.