With all these ufo stuff going on, how would you react if your partner is actually an alien in disguise?

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1. I mean that’s pretty cool if they were. I curious see new tech or a new world etc.

   As long as she still looks like the beautiful woman I married I’m chill

2. 1) Is she a shape shifting alien?

   2) If so, can she create clothes as well, or do I need to order the Scarlet Witch costume separately?

3. I’d be thrilled. I’d suggest we GTFO of here and give her planet a try

4. Would have been another time I said, should have gone with the initial gut thought

5. I would be pissed that they did not tell me since I’m super interested in space and aliens and stuff like that. Once they tell me I would love it since I could possibly go explore space.

6. The anal stuff finally would make so much sense.

7. Well we’ve already done a lot of weird stuff together so id rock with alien lady til the end.

8. I mean the confirmation that there are aliens infiltrating human society to this degree would freak me out so I probably wouldn’t take this well.

9. It would explain everything

10. I’d be really turned on.

11. Well unless the alien species looks like humans, she’d be using some kind of body morphing tech, so I’d ask a few questions about her species and then ask if she’s DTF in her true form and get to it 🤝

12. I wouldn’t be surprised. She jokes about it, about how her planet is much better than ours, and about how disgusting sweating is.

    I’ve been telling her for years that she needs to take me with her when the mothership comes to take her away. She says she will try, although I might have to accept being treated as an exotic animal.

    I’ve also told her that sweating, AKA liquid cooling, is a peak evolutionary adaptation for this planet.

13. My in-laws’ actions would finally sort of make sense.

14. Sounds weird maybe but I’m more in fear of them being a robot. Awhile back at work was wondering if I’d know? Like if a strange customer came in. Would I know if they were a robot? If you spend any length of time with someone though probably you’ll figure it out eventually.

15. That certainly would explain a lot of things 🤔

16. 1) have you tried anal yet and
    2) do they serve alcohol on your ship

17. I would call ICE and get her deported.

18. I would be pissed. Not about her being an alien but if she in any way could make our lives better because of it and didn’t, that would really piss me off.

19. I will be excited.. hopefully, can visit her planet

20. Haha, that would be quite a twist! Honestly, if my partner turned out to be an alien in disguise, I would probably be both intrigued and a little freaked out. It’s not every day you find out your significant other is from another planet. I guess I would have a lot of questions and need some time to process it all. But hey, who knows, maybe dating an alien could be a wild and exciting adventure!

21. Married for a long time with kids not sure anything really changes.. I guess more to talk about.

22. I’d be stoked. Take me to your leader. I don’t wanna do this shit on earth anymore.

23. “Yeah, figures” and then dump them.

    I don’t want to be part of some alien shit.

24. Sad she didn’t let me bang her knowing she was an alien sooner.

25. Fly me to the moon, baby!

26. What UFO stuff?

    Are you one of those special people who somehow think UFO means visitors from outer space?

27. What’s the sex like?

28. Let me in I’m tryna’ FUCK

    (again, but with more vigor)

29. I’d feel honored. Of all people, you let this human clap those cheeks.

30. I’d forced them to go onto Reddit and read frequently asked questions.

31. So I wasnt really seeing her naked?

32. I would immediately commend her on commiting to her disguise so much that she birthed a human child. Then I’d ask what’s going to happen once our kid goes through puberty regarding weird alien shit

33. Are we talking tenticle alien or are we talking shape shifting alien? Cause I’ve got some ideas.