Men of Reddit. If your bladder has been painfully full, why was it painfully full?

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1. The next exit turned out to be 50 miles away.

2. I didn’t get a chance to use the restroom between classes and I had third lunch!

3. I have insomnia, if I’m about to fall asleep AINT NOTHING getting in my way of that rare moment. I’ll deal with it later lmao

4. I’m a teacher. Sometimes you miss your window and the next window is an hour away.

5. Beer + 2 hour, no stop coach ride to a ferry

6. Toured with rock band

7. Prostatitis .Aging sucks!

8. I was the lead on stage 98% of the play and there is no intermission (short musical maybe an hour and a half) i didn’t go before the show and immediately after i take pictures and sign autographs (as my character). So in total it’s about two hours start to finish before i can go to the washroom

9. A few years ago I went to have an ultrasound on my bladder. You have to have a full bladder so we’re supposed to drink about 2 litres of water starting 2 hours before the appointment.

   That was fine, but the guy was running 45 minutes behind. I was really really ready to pee at the time the appointment was supposed to start.

   45 minutes later I was ready to explode.

10. Needed to pee but hadn’t yet.

11. My bladder owes me money and I use violence with it till it pays its debts.

12. I had not peed

13. I was trying to make it to the end of both The Return of the King and the largest Cherry Coke the theater sold.

14. I was on a bus back from Track meet, and didn’t bring a bottle.

15. I take jardiance, my bladder is never not painfully full

16. I once left a restaurant after drinking a large cup of soda I was good until there was a hour long traffic jam on the highway I barely made it home

17. Beer

18. I had unwisely taken a diuretic that morning and then went out on a sail boat. Couldn’t just pee over the side of the boat.

19. Because I didn’t pee for too long.

20. To lazy to get up

21. I just super hydrated, im on a motorcycle in a group ride, and no one wants to fucking stop until we get to our destination.

22. Because my only work toilet was occupied and the guy was taking his sweet time in there

23. Had to go really badly after sitting in traffic on the way to the airport. Then the usual parking garage was closed so I had to park offsite and wait for the bus. No bathroom near that lot.

    Have never sprinted off a bus faster in my life by the time we finally pulled up to any terminal.

24. Drank too much water before bed. Pain woke me up.

25. If this is a serious question then see a doctor OP.

26. Acute prostitus. No fun.

27. Was on exchange in China. Just got off the international flight and was shepherded onto a small bus. Luggage was packed all around me “locking” in to my seat. Had no idea how long the trip would be. Driver didn’t speak English. Had to subtlety go in a bottle.

28. Avengers endgame. Had to go at the start of the big fight. Thought “yeah I can hold it like 20 minutes no problem”. It was quite a bit longer than 20 minutes

29. On a long road trip up the east coast US driving for many hours without stop. I drank lots of water and some tea and had to piss so bad. None of the others riding with me wanted to stop so we went for 1-2 more hours. When we got to the next rest stop when I got out of the car it was incredibly painful, a sharp pain, as I walked to the bathroom. I swear my piss stream lasted at least 2 minutes that day

30. Didn’t have a place to piss.