If your household were to appear on a wifeswap, what would be the most unusual thing about you to viewers?

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1. That I have a funko pop worth £800 (last I checked years ago) and it’s just sitting on a shelf in the loving room.

   That or my zoo.

2. The Somerset gimp in the garage.

3. I can hang off the ceiling by my foreskin.. 🤣

4. 3 pianos and 7 cats. Also I have 6 almost identical laptops (for work).

5. All of the wife swapping….

6. My pets, specifically the tarantulas. Most visitors decline my offer to see them and then make their excuses to leave and never come back.

7. Our bed’s on an incline

8. How my dad is a narc and complains about lack of freedom yet can go out more than my mum

9. Sit there fucking starving all day, until some cunt (usually me) comes in from a 12 hour shift with a meal for the day, cooks it all, dishes up and cleans the kitchen full of crap the bastards have scavenged from previous food shops.

10. Houseplants everywhere, a spare room full of bicycles, current bicycle(s) in lounge.

11. My mums 20 pet sheep that get digestive biscuits for a late night snack or Charlie the pheasant that comes for breakfast or the foxes that come for tea and cry if there’s no food for them

12. None of us watch TV – we finally got rid of the one that had been gathering dust in the sitting room a year or two back.

13. Our living room is upstairs in the spare bedroom. The downstairs rooms are all used as offices/studio spaces.

14. You mean like how they always pair a vegan family with a meat-obsessed family or strict disciplinarian parents with hippies or a religious family with militant atheists so that they all fight?

    I think they’d pair us with a couple who are super neat and tidy.

15. I guess the first one would be which wife do they want to swap.