What to do if your girlfriend finds out that her cousin is your ex?

22 comments

1. Nothing 🤷

2. Unless you planned it then nothing

3. I would probably just tell her..

4. Tap dance.

5. Depends which one of my exes but most of them it ended on good terms.
   So nothing much?
   She knows I’m with her because I want her and no one else

6. Ask her for a threesome

7. I’d be more concerned if *your* cousin was your ex.

8. Why would this matter?

9. “Achievement unlocked!”

10. Put on my best Gigachad stance.

11. I know a guy who had a kid with a chick, and then had a kid with her cousin. She must not have cared too much.

12. I guess it’s better than your cousin being your ex

13. Something you should have mentioned to her as soon as you realised that fact.

14. My brain this morning… I first read it as “what to do if your girlfriend finds out your cousin is your ex?”

15. In the given scenario nothing changed for me. I dated her cousin, now I am dating her. Decision made. The real question is whether anything changed for her because of that knowledge

16. Kinda depends on what she thinks about it. Doesn’t sound like a big deal to me though.

17. They ARE going to talk. It’s better to be honest and preempt any gossip they’ll do beforehand

18. So what? Not like it’s my cousin

19. Have a good laugh about it and do a deep dive together to see if we might have met in years prior and not known it

20. Start singing “Sweet home Alabama”.

21. “Huh. Small world.”

22. Ask for a threesome, either you get an unforgetable experience or you go out in a blaze of glory.