I am traveling in a couple months and I need to know the best place to put my dildo. Where should I pack it?

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  1. You can bring any sex device you want on a plane. You can put it in your pocket. You can have it dangling from your neck by a rope. As long as it’s not a weapon you can bring it. Trust me, TSA agents have seen way weirder and worse things than anything you or I have ever brought on a plane. I regularly travel with rope, cuffs, dildos, vibrators, buttplugs, lube, nipple clamps, you name it. Nobody cares. Nobody’s ever said anything.

  2. Don’t worry, they see this sort of thing all the time. They’ll probably see it but don’t comment on it.
    And if they do, they’ll use the definite article. It’s always “The” dildo, never “Your” dildo

  3. Depends on where the plane is flying. Airport security is going to know you have a dildo with you, if you’re in a place where Sex toys are illegal you can get in trouble for it.

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