What lies do some men like to believe?

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1. What animals you could realistically fight and win

2. I’ve known a couple guys who added a couple inches onto their height or junk, and seem to actually believe the lie after a while. My brother’s 6’4” and constantly hears “You can’t be 6’4”, because my boyfriend is 6’2”!” and then the guy shows up and he’s like 5’10”. I understand why they lie about it but to get offended when people prove you wrong is weird.

3. That they’re the best or biggest a woman has ever had

4. “You’re good as you are.”

   [This](https://www.cnstatue.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/self-made-man.jpg) should be tattooed on every man’s body. A man is nothing but what he makes of himself.

5. Being able to hide the bald spot or hairline by styling with their hair a certain way.

6. That they are hopelessly unfuckable due to [laundry list of excuses]. Turns out the number one cause of being unfuckable is giving up before you even try.

7. Men love to believe that they will rise to the occasion in a physical altercation, but it’s just not true. When you get into a fight, you fall to your level of training and experience. You don’t get better, you get worse.

8. I can fix her.
   Have told myself that lie to manny times

9. Everyone likes to think they are on the right side of average for most things. Intelligence, looks, salary. That’s not mathematically possible.

   Edit: So yes if there are people who score -1000 on the looks chart, negative IQ, and negative billionaires I am indeed wrong. Lol. Maybe this was the lie I wanted to believe. 😶

10. that life gets better

11. That their magic dick can bring any woman to orgasm alone.

12. That other people want to see their dicks.

13. “He’s just a friend” has got to be up there, whether you believe it or not. You have to pretend you believe it so your girl doesn’t think you have a jealousy problem

14. That their masculinity is “toxic”

    What’s toxic is teaching an entire generation of men that their enate behaviors and feelings are “toxic” instead of teaching them to direct those feelings and actions in a positive direction

    There’s no such thing as Toxic masculinity, there are just toxic people and unfortunately, some of them are men

15. If she sees what best friends we are, she’ll eventually want to date me!

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    Bro, we all have to make this mistake once or twice, don’t spend years putting Boyfriend level effort into a girl who doesn’t return your feelings, if she did, you would know and she would respond with Girlfriend level effort. Either accept your friends and move on, or cut things off and save your feelings/sanity. Its fine being friends, but don’t let feelings blind you or hold you back from finding a girl who will respond to you!

16. That the stripper likes them.

17. That they would overpower an attacker and turn into a hero

18. Her number

19. Maybe that they could land a plane.

20. The world is fair and everyone else owes them what they need to be happy.

21. Our favorite sports team has a chance to win the championship.

22. That hoikers really like them.

23. That when the girl flaked on a date because she was “busy/too tired/whatever excuse”, that she was actually busy. Almost always, she flaked/cancelled because another guy who she likes better is getting her priority.

24. That women find me attractive

25. I’ve never done THAT before!

26. The girl on the screen is actually interested in you

27. My ex liked to believe he wasn’t a manipulative liar and serial cheater.

28. They their partner was a complete lossless handholdless virgin before them.

    Even if their partner doesn’t say it, they still like to believe it.

29. Anything Andrew Tate says

30. That she ever loved me.

    Lol I’m fucking around.

31. That they can actually fight.

32. If it hasn’t been mentioned: The stripper/cam girl/OnlyFans model likes you

33. That they “used to” be 6% bodyfat and bench 400. That they could have been a pro athlete, that they could be a navy seal etc etc

34. That most women who asks questions and smile at them are genuinely interested in what they have to say.

35. “The perfect woman will come along when I stop trying and least expect it”

36. That they are the problem.

37. Asking their girls to not dress slutty is controlling.

38. “Wow it is so big.”
    “I had never done this.”