You discover that your wife with whom you have two kids and a great family life is actually a spy of an enemy nation using the family as a cover?What will you do?

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1. I’m a supportive husband. How can I help?

2. Keep my cool and act dumb founded at first, but supportive later on.

   She probably has no clue that I was waiting for this opportunity to gain counterintelligence and infiltrate her secret service all along.

3. Supporting her work. She supports mine, so I guess that would be fair.

4. It depends… Is she hot enough to commit treason for? How well is she being paid? Can we retire early in Bali? All important things to consider.

5. I ain’t no snitch, we’re both spy’s now

6. Well after receiving a strange new boner, I’d confront her and tell her the nuclear codes are in the bedroom.

7. What country?

8. Ask where all the money she is getting is

9. Take her “fishing”

10. Keep playing dumb.

11. Hope that she doesn’t find out I’m an assassin that kills the secret agents serving her country. Hopefully it makes life exciting for our esper daughter

12. This would probably make more sense than my real life. Brilliant, attractive, polyglot that lived in a dozen different places just kinda fell on my lap one day.

13. This happened to a family friend when I was a kid. We were stationed overseas on a military base, his sister was happily married and living a couple of countries over (we were based in Europe) one morning his sister is found dead having found papers linking her husband to a terrorist network so he’d killed her and disappeared. Family friend was quickly packed up and reposted elsewhere, he was there one day and gone the next, never saw the moving vans or a box being packed.

14. This will have a totally opposite answer from the women’s side! It’s funny how we guys will get along to these stupid dangerous scenarios if we get to be cool!

15. Which enemy nation? They gonna hook us up?

16. I love my wife more I love any country. I do whatever I can to keep that cover intact.

17. Have her wear the standard issue long overcoat and hat to the bedroom for a session of “spy interrogator”

18. I start a corporation that harvests user data the enemy nation can purchase this data from me. That way her activities will not be spying anymore but now it will be captialism.

19. Nothing.

20. Turn her in.

21. Get that good Life Insurance plan for her.

22. I’d ask her about it strait up. I’d want to know if the reason was a human one or a war mongering one.

23. I guess in real life no one is as patriotic as they display in spy movies, so everyone would give a shit about their home country to stay with their loved ones

24. If she’s kept the secret for 15 years she’s pretty damn good at it. I’ll just sit on the info in case I need it for a rainy day and carry on like normal.

25. Everyone seems pretty calm about this haha that would be such an absolute mindfuck.

    I’d probably take the kids and dip. That woman isn’t your wife anymore, she’s someone doing her job.

26. You get the proper authorities involved and get that chick taken out. It’s not like she loves you. You’re not losing anything real. Just make sure you get one last night with her before they come pick her up and absolutely VIOLATE the hell out of her.

27. Nothing to see here. Happy wife happy life.