For me:
Don’t Fear the Reaper by Blue Oyster Cult was playing somewhere and I just started laughing because all I could think of was Will Ferrell with that cowbell and his belly thrusting. I can never take that song seriously again.

My Type by Saweetie- I thought she was saying “Ate fish bagel. That’s a good bite” and that’s the only way I can hear it and sing it. (Found out she’s actually saying “Eight-inch big, ooh, that’s good pipe.”)

Rock n Roll All Nite by Kiss- I heard someone thought they were singing “I want to rock n roll all night and part of everyday!” So that’s all I hear now even though I know it’s actually “.. and party everyday”..

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  1. It’s an obsecure house song but it played recently and I was thinking about it. **I want you by Loosid**. The sample used in the drop sounds like it’s saying “I like pp. I like you. I like pp. I want you”. Thanks youtube comments šŸ˜‚

  3. Thanks to the show 13 Reasons Why, everything I hear tiny dancer I hear “Hold me closer Tony Danza” instead of “Hold me closer tiny dancer”

  4. So, the lyrics weren’t misheard or ruined by a joke initially, but two of them are, Have You Ever Seen The Rain by CCR and Yellow Ledbetter by Pearl Jam. There are videos for each where people went in and put in wrong subtitles and they’re hilarious. Every time I hear Yellow Ledbetter I say, “Make me fries” just before the guitar solo.

  5. We have a husky. My son gave us a tea towel with a picture of a husky and the words, “Every meal you make, every bite you take, I’ll be watching you.”

    I had never realized that the Police song, “Every breath you take” is a stalker song. It was always just a pleasant melody and now every time I hear it I cringe.

  6. “Excuse me while I kiss this guy” instead of kiss the sky in that Jimi Hendrix song and the Alvin and the Chipmunks Christmas song because I keep thinking “we can hardly stand up straight” instead of we can hardly stand and wait.

  10. Come fly with me by frank Sinatra (the 2008 remaster)

    I heard the Jschlatt ai cover and now I can’t unhear it

  11. The Doors. Spiders on the corn.

    I was about 4 or 5 years old and lived on a farm. I found that prospect to be absolutely terrifying.

  12. More Than A Woman by the Beegees. My wife sings it as Magnetic Woman and now I canā€™t unhear it.

  15. I won’t ever be able to listen to any song from Sting without thinking of the family guy scene.

  19. I annoy everyone who is in the room with me when “Party in the USA” comes on.

    That’s because I listened to Weird Al Yankovic’s version first. “Party in the CIA”

    Not specifically what was asked, but something around those lines.

  21. I misheard the lyrics to ā€œRiotā€ I thought it said ā€œletā€™s go to Ryanā€™sā€ (which is my name) but it said ā€œletā€™s start a riotā€. Great song but, Iā€™ve been ruined by those past memories lol.

  23. Beast of Burden.

    I don’t want my pizza burning. I walk for miles. I smell it burning.

  27. A college friend sang Diary of Jane by Breaking Benjamin as Diarrhea Pain and I just can’t unhear it.

  30. Manfred man earth band – Blinded by the light, rev’d up like a DOUCE, another murder in the night!!

  31. My son sings “Squidward on a Chair” instead of “Livin on a Prayer” and that’s just what it is now.

  32. >Blinded by the light

    >Revved up light a douche

    >another boner in the night.

    I don’t even know the real lyrics, I can’t hear anything else.

  33. What the fart wants, what the fart wantsā€¦ Selena Gomez.
    I canā€™t not hear it now, mostly the opening bit šŸ¤£

  35. Shocking Blue’s song “I’m your Venus” which I heard from the first day, “I’m your penis”

  37. “Hold on Loosely” by 38 Special. Two radio guys were talking about how they relate it to masturbation šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚
    Hold on Loosely
    But don’t let go
    If you cling too tightly
    You’re gonna loose control

  38. The Game of Thrones theme. Whenever I hear it, all I hear is : Peter Dinklidge, Peter, Dinklidge, Peter Dinklidge. *sigh* Thanks, Family Guy.

  39. I feed 2 pigs in containers (Smells Like Teen Spirit)

    We’re all just shoppers in a human grocery store (Civil War).

    Prehistoric dinosaur (Waiting For a Star to Fall)

  41. Ā«Ā Ć®m just kenĀ Ā» i thought the lyric said virginity , not fragility

  42. KJO movie song : Koi mil gaya

    OG lyrics : ‘Koi mil gaya,mera dil gaya,KYA BATAAO YAARO’.
    ME is a KID : ‘Koi mil gaya,mera dil gaya,CHAPPATAAO YAARO’.

    Movie : KKHH
    Singers : Udit Narayan,Alka Yagnik,Kavita Krishnamurthy
    Music : Jatin-Lalit
    Lyrics : Sameer
    Actors : Shah Rukh KhanKajol,Rani Mukherjee

  43. I’m sorry Miss Jackson (ooh)

    I am four eels

    never meant to make your daughter cry

    I am several fish and not a guy

  44. MLP: FIM “Raise this barn” because 1 comment I read, *ONE TIME* said “sounds like racist barn lol”

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