Big spoons, what is the right way to respond to your Little spoon letting one rip as you cuddle?

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1. Ignore.

2. “Must be a barge coming through!”

   Alternatively, squeeze Gassy McFartass tighter and say, “I still love you.”

3. I usually say “Did you hear that fuckin’ duck again?”

4. It’s happened to me. I think I spanked her

5. Hold the covers down so it don’t escape

6. Laugh

7. I’d just laugh and fart too

8. “Mmm, nice and toasty warm.”

9. Ram it in while the hole is open. Learned that trick back in juvie. Good times.

10. “If you got something to say, you can say it to my face… wait no don’t.”

11. We laugh

12. Hotbox em under the covers

13. Kidney punch

14. Tell them if they keep doing it you’re gonna have to plug the hole

    This goes for men or women…

15. The same way I handle most issues. I pretend nothing happened.

16. Fart harder to assert dominance

17. Put it in the dishwasher until it is clean

18. Pull the blanket over their head as a protest.

19. Laugh and call them a dirty cunt

20. I whisper back “quiet down little one, I’ll attend to you soon enough”.

21. I leave. Block everywhere. Never to be seen again. There’s no coming back from that.

22. Had a woman poot (fart) on me while she was sleeping. I thought it was cute. I teased her about it the next day. She was far more embarrassed about it than I was worried about it.

23. Give her a Dutch oven.

24. Three days later I secretly ate a big ass bowl of chili. Then that night I said I didn’t feel well and needed to lay on my other side, and asked her to cuddle me.

    Then I got my revenge. I needed a new girlfriend afterwards, but it was so worth it. Chili farts for the win.

25. Laugh and try to rip one myself

26. I wait a few seconds until she thinks I didn’t notice and then I whisper in her ear: “Did you just fart on me?” She will usually try to deny it before breaking into a giggle fit. Truth is it’s only happened twice and her farts are barely audible or noticeable. But she’s still so embarrassed.