How do you explain to your pregnant wife about Why baby emperor penguins are dying?

7 comments

1. Is she a child?

2. Why do you need to explain this to her?

3. This is very specific

4. Let her watch march of the penguins

5. We can no longer tolerate the genocide of my people. The uprising begins soon. We will fight them on the beaches, we will fight them on the icebergs!

6. WTF? Maybe avoid the subject entirely.

   Honestly, lay off the drugs bro.

7. Who the fuck cares