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(ie you see a line of dudes and their junk) usually there is at least a wall next…
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Mine was the end of The Last of Us (Part I) videogame
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my cock
Ice cream
My baby
Portopotty mushroom or whatever the hell they are called
Fish without using a fish basket.
Children. Had a cousin run into a grill and bearhug it. The smell of grilled child fanned over us for a brief moment. He was hospitalized and the cookout was over.
eggs
Fake meat, like impossiburgers
A head of Romaine lettuce
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDjBEY_3qCI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDjBEY_3qCI)
A corpse.
Dog
There used to be a very racist joke back in the day in my hood.
Why don’t Mexicans bbq? (not true by the way)
Because the beans will fall through the grill!
Body parts and most fruit
Deez nuts
Spaghetti
A smaller grill.
Alligator tenderloin. That’ll ruin it fast.
Puppies
Rice. It’s really hard to balance all the grains.
spaghetti
Uranium, probably, but you never know…
My wife and kids. They go in the oven, not the grill.
Deez nuts.
Muh weiner
Usually anything of the liquid variety
Deez nutz
My finger to see if it’s hot enough.
My kid
A second, smaller grill
Was at a party where some drunk pissed on a hot charcoal grill… There are no words to describe how fucking nasty it was.
My bollocks
Babies
My foot
Tofu
Cheese.
Compressed gas, fireworks, batteries, children, pets, rubber.
Kielbasa should be steamed in a beer brine.
Poop
Shit
Tofu
My wife tried to get me to grill some romaine lettuce. Apparently she saw it on a foodie show. Hard pass.