What’s a job you would do for free?

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1. I would join Foo Fighters or Chili Peppers for free. All they have to do is ask me.

2. Study animals

3. There isn’t one. If I’m not being paid, you can kiss it.

4. Undertaker, but only for people that I don’t like.

5. Hunt and gather

6. I’m unemployed. I don’t even work for money, let alone for free.

7. Porn star

8. Fiction writing and film criticism… actually I already do both for free

9. Anything to help the homeless or needy

   Which I can do to be honest but I work 5 (sometimes 6 days a week for long hours) and on my days off spend time with my friends. Especially now with 2 of them in a bad mental health spot that I’d like to help with

10. If I don’t need the money, any trade job to learn the skill

11. Cooking for children that have poor families

12. Quality control in the brothel

13. If my life needs and wants were taken care of, auto mechanics, grounds keeping, something involving power tools.

    I like being busy, with an element of physicality.

14. If I didnt need money, I would work at the library for free. I love books, I love the atmosphere, and libraries are critically important for every town and city.

15. Apart from my current job, which I love — if I could do it over I’d drive a train for free.

16. Privacy Consultant

17. Rescue animals

18. 🌽Star.

19. Without food, I’ll die. I need money to buy food.

20. A blow job. On you.

21. Power wash

22. Spending someone else’s money😬

23. Demolishing stuff. That seems so fun.

24. Porn casting agent.

25. while back I saw a vid of a guy whose job it was to brush the sand off swimsuit models’ asses during photoshoots. I could see volunteering for that for a weekend. Or five.

26. Working at a cat cafe or cat sanctuary ( small cats)

27. F1 Engine mechanic.

28. If I didn’t need the money? Auto mechanic, blacksmith, carpenter, welder, bowyer, tailor, arborist, librarian, mycologist, herbalist, physicist, sailor, hunter, gardener, entomologist…

    …I think I would need to eliminate the need for sleep as well.

29. Nothing

30. Restaurant food taster.

31. Bust ghosts

32. Wine taster

33. Bicycle mechanic. I’d post up at skateparks and race days just to fix bikes for kids

34. Faceless porn

35. Walk/dog sit giant breed dogs. I love dogs, but the only kind I obsessively adore are giant breeds like mastiffs, danes, Pyrenees etc.

    Would happily and gratefully spend time with them and care for them for free.

36. Professional sleeper

37. Considering I need money to live, none. But if I’m was living in some cashless society where all basic needs were met by the state, then I’d definitely be a pilot. Getting to travel the world for free is pretty cool.

38. The actor that gets to suck on Ana de Armas tits.

39. Mods, will you please stop asking this question?

40. Something that involves travel and has a lot of downtime for sight seeing

41. I wouldn’t do it for free because I know what my skills are worth, but if I was independently wealthy and had no need for the money, I’d probably do the job I have now for free.

    There are times when I think “I can’t believe how much they’re paying me to do work this interesting.”

    Don’t tell my boss.

42. Blow job

43. New computer component tester (if I get to keep them.)

44. Having sex with 45 year old divorced women.

45. I’m a volunteer zookeeper at my city’s zoo. It’s a tough job but I love it.

46. Food tasting house sitter.

47. Booty spanking administrator.

48. 151 responses and no one said fluffer.

49. Does marriage count. That shits a hard job and the pay fucking sucks. But it feels good in the end 👍

50. State executioner for the pedophile wing.